Transplant

[Stephanie]

And you don't mind the smaller ones either Steph ;-)

Not at all

Been a while , great to see you xxx

We always have such a great time 😍 xx

[Marmitecuff]

I want a new penis. My one's broken. Useless fucking thing. Be fucking easier for a t-rex to get a boner!

So. Lads. Anyone looking to get rid of theirs? Needs to be in good working order. Size isn't too much of a concern, 5" or greater when erect will be sufficient.

As good old doc used to say, "When I look down and use it only to piss with, then will I consider old age". Well the fucking useless thing won't piss either sometimes! Well and truly fucking broken!!

USELESS CUNT!

I'm happy to throw in a cash incentive for any willing participants. I'll go with an opening bid of three fiddy.

Anyone who spots the above reference first, gets a free hat.

Anyone who also spots the second reference, gets a free pint.

SO YES, NOT EVEN ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE 30'S YET AND I'M ALREADY OVER THE HILL!

THANK YOU GOD/IEHOVAH/ALLAH/MICKEY-MOUSE, THANK YOU SO VERY FUCKING MUCH!

*punches self in balls*

No.... *groans* .... uhhhhh..... they still work............

ALSO: FUCK YOU PERSON WHO RATES THREADS AS 1 STAR! I ALREADY BEAT YOU TO IT!!!! HAHHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!! WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO WITH YOUR SAD LITTLE LIFE NOW?????

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

... You know, it's a pity that a brain transplant isn't a thing... ... ... ... ...

Based off of the requested sizes I can't help you. But if you're willing to drop on the size for a working penis I can offer you mine.

You can always boast about having the world's largest micropenis..

Think about it for a bit.