Sex = Good
Drugs = Drugs are baaaaad. Mmmkay?
Sausage Rolls = Most amazing thing in the history of everything
*Free sausage roll for the one that first gets the above reference
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Now. I know what you're thinking. Why is there a poll about Pokémon? To piss off Clubcard, that's why.
Now he's going to be even more pissed off when he realises that neither the thread title nor the poll have ANYTHING to do with the thread theme itself!
So shove that up your knickers and sniff it. Now you're asking: wtf does that mean? No idea. Was hoping you'd know to be honest.
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So. What's the thread actually about? Christmas present ideas. In the categories of: Great, Good, Meh, Bad, and Bloody awful.
In reverse order:-
Bloody awful: Socks. WORST PRESENTS EVER!
Jumpers: Bad, especially Christmas themed ones. If you buy one for someone, THEN YOU GO TO HELL, YOU GO TO HELL AND YOU DIE!
*Free Christmas jumper for the first to get the above reference.
Meh: Those packaged sets of beauty/health products you see. Good god... have you no imagination like?
Good: Condoms. Of course I'm joking. Something original and meaningful. Like a nice little endearing token. Like a nice teddy bear.
Great: A Ferrari. Just because.
I FORGOT THE POLL!
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I ALSO SPELLED DRUGS WRONG!!!!!!!!
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