How Do You Want To Die?

**Palatine** · 13-11-23, 22:49

The White Witch of Cobh told me I'd live to be 86. She didn't say how I'd die, but I bet it's something to do with the 40 yo who marries me when I'm 72.

**FredBiscuits** · 13-11-23, 22:50

As long as it happens before I lose my marbles I'm all good. Cognitive decline is my biggest fear.

**Clubcard** · 13-11-23, 23:08

Now this story could be way off as I was kinda drunk but a few years ago while in Budapest I heard of a story where the locals put a priest in a wooden barrel with 6inch nails hammered in from the outside and rolled it down a massive hill. It turned him into mince meat.

Always remember thinking it was a horrible way to die.

**FredBiscuits** · 13-11-23, 23:10

A Lidl Middle Aisle Iron Maiden? It would get the job done.

**TommyH123** · 13-11-23, 23:18

Originally Posted by Clubcard

Now this story could be way off as I was kinda drunk but a few years ago while in Budapest I heard of a story where the locals put a priest in a wooden barrel with 6inch nails hammered in from the outside and rolled it down a massive hill. It turned him into mince meat.

Always remember thinking it was a horrible way to die.

**AmorInfinito8** · 13-11-23, 23:27

Originally Posted by FredBiscuits

A Lidl Middle Aisle Iron Maiden? It would get the job done.

When I was younger (18) I'd have said 50
Not to long too go if that's the case
Although I would never have dreamt in a million years I'd be here and having so much fun!!

I think as you get older you push the time out
who knows when I'm 80 I could be saying I think 100 will do me, but I doubt it

as for how!?
I've always liked the idea of dying saving someone else
Pushing a kid out of the way of an on coming car etc

I think it would be a nice last thought

**Clubcard** · 13-11-23, 23:30

Struck be lightning while playing golf

*Disclaimer* I don't play golf but it would be a nice way to get rid of a few of em.

**MichelleFox** · 14-11-23, 00:53

Originally Posted by Barney Rubble

I was gonna go for 40 seeing as I have long passed that milestone. Went for 80s instead though. Just to keep Michelle company lak...

Aww thank you BR. We will have a great time. Promise x

**MichelleFox** · 14-11-23, 00:54

Originally Posted by Mrbean76

Not too long to wait Mr Rubble

That’s actually funny

**IAmLIAm** · 14-11-23, 00:56

Originally Posted by ladiesman217

I voted 70% because it's the closest to 69.....

I don't think people understood the poll question.

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