Enda Kenny, in a bid to give up drink.
Once a prick - always a prick.
A meeting between myself and you would be an auspicious and timely confluence of both a social and indeed urgent and pressing national nature as I am currently running a proposal for an increase in the dog license through the Dail to aide us in our endeavors to lift this fine country from the mire and I would welcome and in fact relish the chance to gauge the mood amongst the canine electorate of which you are one of its most vocal representative's.
You're humble public servant and next leader of the country, Spenda Penny.
I would not mind a lovely "tête a tête" with Bill Clinton or Anders Borg
I am smilling to the idea already.