1) Why is it, in male public lavatories (can't speak for the female ones), that when you need to wipe your arse after taking a shit... the fucking toilet paper is as rough as sandpaper?? Hotels, restaurants, cafes, etc. All the same. Fuck sake like. Why?? I have a sensitive hole, why don't men deserve nice soft tissue to wipe our butts???? Why I asks you??????
2) Why is it a chicken can't cross a fucking road without having its motives questioned??????????
3) In Bob Dylan's song "Blowing in the wind", the fucking question makes no sense! "How many roads must a man walk down before you can call him a man". WTF? The answer is ZERO, because he's already a fucking man! It should be "how many roads must a boy walk down before you can call him a man!". FFS it doesn't make sense!!!!!! ARGH!!!!!!
4) Why is Barney Rubble (aka Mechacuntzilla) a cunt of cuntocious proportions?
5) Why do people think they're frickin' experts on a given subject after spending just 5 minutes on Google?????
6) Why is common sense so rare these days????????
7) Barney, are you angry that you can't be cast with your fellow dwarves in the upcoming live action Snow White movie because they're replacing dwarves with "magical creatures"?????
8) Why have I not been committed to some sorta mental asylum already????
9) Is Rockerman human?
10) Who? What? Where? When? Why? How?