Queestions

[Joelegs]

1
Why do tiny car drivers and especially elderly people driving tiny cars drive at 20mph on an open main road and then speed up in a 30 zone?

2.
Why does your mobile phone battery always run out the one time you have an emergency and you really need it?

3.
Why do wives stop having sex once you get married to them?

4.
Why do escorts blur their faces in all their pictures, but leave one photos unblurred?

5.
Why do politicians in the North still get paid when they refuse to sit in the Assembly.

6.
Why are the tabs on revealable ham so small that you can't grip them and they are so tight that you have to cut the packet open with a f*****g knife.

7.
Why do speed van park up and clock drivers on stretches of the road where there is no people, schools or dangers?

8.
Why do medical consultants have the bloody cheek to say they are under under paid and then go on strike?

9.
Why does the woman who lives in the satnav so bloody cheeky?

10.
Lastly, just why?

[Rockerman]

1) Who would win in a fight...IDF2 or LDM?

2) Who would win a drinking contest...IDF2 or Rockerman?

3) Who would win in a game of chess...B.A. or Mrbean?

4) How big are Joelegs' hands to explain all the typos?

5) Will Bananabox ever you know with a girl other than well you know ?

6) How many ladies has Amoreinfiniti had in the back of his car ?

7) Where has Magicman gone (last post ominous)?

8) When is Wolfie coming back?

9) Will Rockerman ever be appreciated around here?

10) Any tips for sleeping (not shit Google advice)?

[beautyaddict]

1) Any daughters?

2) Are they single?

3) Are they open to long distance relationships?

4) I'm not calling you daddy.



Intentional spelling mistake was most definitely accidentally intentional.

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Fuck you I just spilt my coffee , LDM your a demented over posted under nappied genius

[Rockerman]

I think Rockerman would win the drinking contest !

...and I'd fight any of ye fuckers .

[IDF2]

1) Any daughters?

2) Are they single?

3) Are they open to long distance relationships?

4) I'm not calling you daddy.



Intentional spelling mistake was most definitely accidentally intentional.

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[beautyaddict]

1) Who would win in a fight...IDF2 or LDM?

2) Who would win a drinking contest...IDF2 or Rockerman?

3) Who would win in a game of chess...B.A. or Mrbean?

4) How big are Joelegs' hands to explain all the typos?

5) Will Bananabox ever you know with a girl other than well you know ?

6) How many ladies has Amoreinfiniti had in the back of his car ?

7) Where has Magicman gone (last post ominous)?

8) When is Wolfie coming back?

9) Will Rockerman ever be appreciated around here?

10) Any tips for sleeping (not shit Google advice)?

I won a few chess tournaments in Galaxy far far away , bean would be annoying to play against he would be , your appreciated v often .....when banned hence often , sleep i am not going great either , but will manage it . Banana Happy let it be . My money LDM and you . AF8 back of the bus .

My 2 questions well for now

1.Where was Katy Arroca all my fucking life

2. Can it be repaired can we forgive can we find our hearts bigger than our hurt .

[Rockerman]

I won a few chess tournaments in Galaxy far far away , bean would be annoying to play against he would be , your appreciated v often .....when banned hence often , sleep i am not going great either , but will manage it . Banana Happy let it be . My money LDM and you . AF8 back of the bus .

My 2 questions well for now

1.Where was Katy Arroca all my fucking life

2. Can it be repaired can we forgive can we find our hearts bigger than our hurt .

Beemer would be more annoying to play than Bean. In fact I think you'd have to pull out "Buckaroo" for Beemer !

I relate to question 2....

Oh well, whatever...nevermind .

[beautyaddict]

Will IDF 27 EVER BE HAPPY FOR LIKE A MONTH

What offspring would we get if we mixed bean and BMW , answer none they would be too long telling each other what japes they are , beemer your all leftish in my book

[WeeJimmy]

1) Why is it, in male public lavatories (can't speak for the female ones), that when you need to wipe your arse after taking a shit... the fucking toilet paper is as rough as sandpaper?? Hotels, restaurants, cafes, etc. All the same. Fuck sake like. Why?? I have a sensitive hole, why don't men deserve nice soft tissue to wipe our butts???? Why I asks you??????

2) Why is it a chicken can't cross a fucking road without having its motives questioned??????????

3) In Bob Dylan's song "Blowing in the wind", the fucking question makes no sense! "How many roads must a man walk down before you can call him a man". WTF? The answer is ZERO, because he's already a fucking man! It should be "how many roads must a boy walk down before you can call him a man!". FFS it doesn't make sense!!!!!! ARGH!!!!!!

4) Why is Barney Rubble (aka Mechacuntzilla) a cunt of cuntocious proportions?

5) Why do people think they're frickin' experts on a given subject after spending just 5 minutes on Google?????

6) Why is common sense so rare these days????????

7) Barney, are you angry that you can't be cast with your fellow dwarves in the upcoming live action Snow White movie because they're replacing dwarves with "magical creatures"?????

8) Why have I not been committed to some sorta mental asylum already????

9) Is Rockerman human?

10) Who? What? Where? When? Why? How?

I wouldnt use it on my beautiful arse as cheap Chinese stuff, I always bring the best sensitive baby wipes in my man bag and use them, its only common sense really