*goes up to receive the award*
Thank you for that Luther. I have to say, what an honour and privilege it is to attain my certification and this fine, highly-esteemed award finally after about three and a half years of highly insightful and intelligent posting on the site. This is also my 1000th post btw.
I'd like to thank first and foremost: The incredible, best escort, nay female in the world by a mile... the great:
Magnificent AnnaS.
Without her what would I be, just half the person (or maybe with half the posts literally anyway as she kept me going here). So I would like to extent eternal gratitude to her and I'm sure she'll let me keep the award.
Well, well, well... *strokes award* How about that then?! Look who's here now, standing to receive his 1000th posts award, and where are those other posters now I ask you?! Those who said I'd never make it, those who said I'd be banned... where are they now?! And now who's receiving all the bans lately? Who are the people who really turned out to be mean-spirited and petty and spiteful when all's said and done....
Nah, I'm just messing. I've really enjoyed being here with ninebythree and BD69, luther, carlos, all of the other mods, Patricia, (who is always very open and ready to answer questions on the site) Irish Sadhbh, Anitasizzle, BlondeChickNikky and nearly everyone else on this site, even including Anna23 although we had some disagreements. I honestly think that people who freely discuss things and talk a lot online are generally nice and intelligent people.
Now that I'm here.... Maybe ninebythree might take another look at what he found and see if he wants to take back his job, even if he doesn't do or care about it as much in the future. If he wanted to make some sort of allegation he could at least have given Patricia a chance to defend herself first... He's probably the best guy that's there right now for it, and if he really wishes the next person to the job well, he could give them details on what he does. I don't know if Patricia will be prepared to unban him even though now as he did do some fairly harsh things, the way he was throwing people's real names around was serious and really libellous.
Anyway, that's my take on the matter. I can't wait to show
Magnificent AnnaS what I received, even though I think she got hers' many moons ago. It's a truly momentous occasion... I'll have to celebrate with lots and lots of grapes tomorrow, maybe 3kg instead 2kg, yes I'll go crazy.
Thank you, and a very good night to you all!!!