I like a bit of grass on the pitch me.
Muff fashions are just another way of profiteering people extracting more money from unfortunate herd mentality sorts.
I was listening to Tom Dunne on Newstalk recently & he was having a laugh at a new Gillette product in the USA for men to trim their pubes. The add suggested that a tree appears far taller when you remove all the shrubbery & growth from around the roots. Don't be victime lads !
"I don't want to go to heaven. None of my friends are there."
Oscar Wilde