Ummm, Nicegirls in Agriculture......I had kinda pencilled in Qph there, but I can see the logic of your thinking regarding Nicegirls. So how about Qph for Ceann Comhairle ( that's the Speaker of the House for our British and American cousins) and Patricia as Government Chief Whip.
There's also an opening in Industry and Commerce, and seeing as something needs to be done to rejuvenate the manufacturing sector and in particular Footware, I would suggest RicFlair. There is an opening in Gaeltacht, Culture, Islands and Rural Activities. Other than Highwayman, I dont know who else speaks Irish......so could interested parties please submit their applications as gaeilge.
Department of Technology and R&D......has to be Anon......he's sorted out the I.T. problems of half the members here. Senior Citizens and Life Long Learning....Experienced Punter. The Environment and Waste Disposal......Elizabeth Hilton.
Minister for Law and Order.....any one of the ladies providing domination services would be suitably qualified. Defence......I dont thrust anybody sufficiently to put control of a gun or 1940s vintage 40 pounder at their disposal.....so why not call it the Coast Guard and Drug Control Agency and give it to Mari.
I'd like to have Sarah and the ladies of Ad Staff as my Ministers of State.......just to help get a handle on my brief and keep me abreast of things.
Jeez Ive been gone forma few days and ye are already tring to topple the country.
Cant take my eyes off ye for sa second
Never confuse education with intelligence One helps you make a living; the other helps you make a life.
New appointments,
Scankman Minister for Escorts
WD 40 Defense just keep those terrorists outa Dublin
WestCork Lad Mayor of Cork
KerryLadinTown Mayor of Tralee (You can hang that gold chain on your big langer)
All other appointmens as Per Carlos's suggestions.
Right lads warm up the Government Jet I feel like a foreign Junket !!!
wwwoooohooo im in,i put it to the cabinet that we need longer holidays,how about when we come back from our summer hols(summer holidays,fucking school kids GET SUMMER HOLS)the day before our xmas break,just to check on the place you know make sure there has been no break ins,stop the post piling up
mam mammy mam mam mam mammy
Oh Leader,
I believe another way to generate much needed money for our sad country would be to ban the import of condoms and sex toys and other related products..
We could put the unemployed to work manufacturing the vast quantities of these that would be consumed on a daily basis..
All goverment controlled.. We could call it Tiger sex products...
Your humble servant,
Drake Ramora...
Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.
Oscar Wilde