Drunk Escort? Yeah or Neah?

[he who dares wins]

O god lads,
Just tell me straight.
If you saw an escort and she was drunk and slurring her words and falling over.....
Would you think its fun, or would you feel really upset?

Tell me, and then Ill tell you what happened to me tonight

And escorts,
How would you feel if you were booked for a double,
and you showed up and the other girl was drunk and slurring her words and falling over...
Would you feel really upset? Or think its fun?

i would think, no it wouldnt be funny amd say to myself what a waster and turn around and walk out, because you ladys wouldnt like it if we fell out ov the pub after last orders and turn up on your doorstep, you would tell us politely to f**k off