Hotel

[Cannonshot88]

being a generally nervous punter, i prefer hotel over apartments. go in, grab a drink at bar. dander to elevator after ur done/close to time. dont bat an eye at anyone or pretend ur on phone. move slow and like u blend in

[Rockerman]

The lads even getting stick for their behaviour with kettles haha!

One of my outcalls to a hotel really put me off as the lady brought way too much attention to me although she was really nice...it was just an awkward hotel with a fairly small lobby so I think that was the main problem. Hotels in Ireland are just too dodgy for me so I'm not paranoid...they will suit others fine.

[Rockerman]

To be honest I don't use kettles in hotels either because I've heard worse! Also I put my toothbrush in the safe so maybe I am paranoid after all. Yes that is true. The hotel I am on about was very nice, but I hadn't seen the lobby beforehand and I was immediately concerned when I seen the small lobby haha! I had already organised with the lady. She was sound and had good English just she stood out (not her fault) and she made a mistake with the room number (her fault). The very grumpy hotel manager asked her what number and she gave a number that they didn't have so she had to call me. All in all I'm surprised it ended up being a good meeting, but it was.

[Rockerman]

It wasn't a hotel in Ireland.

[Victoria08]

I'm not sure how true that is about hotel kettles,
But I have not been able to use one since .

Established advertisers choose big discreet hotels , so
Clients can blend in , not stand out . It's easier than ever now to blend in with face masks etc .

I've never stayed in small hotel with small lobbies for this very reason, discretion.

When choosing a suitable hotel
There are 3 musts
1 non keycarded
2 Large hotel with large lobby
3 underground parking

Sometimes number 3 is not possible and that's fine but the other 2 are a must .

I rarely do out calls but if I do, I stress casual so not to draw attention etc

Same as me! But sometimes you just know about the key card when you do your check in. The last one i stayed with the issue card, i had a pre booking outcall at same day i was arriving . Just saw the person doing his check in while i was waiting to do mine. After while he texted me to say there's a problem to get into to the hotel . I have to go down to collect you. He was just upstairs from me. And was totally surprised that i managed to arrive to his room so soon ... i never said to him that i was at the same hotel.
Very handy for this lucky girl!

Now i know why i am so addicted to coffee at my rooms . Might be the jock's taste...mmmmmm.... hahahahah

[Clubcard]

I lived in hotels for 3 months after the pandemic and only had one issue in Galway.

As long as there is low footfall, hotels are golden .

You never get a squeaky bed in a hotel

Hotel nooky is the best

I dont use the hotel kettles anymore
After an appointment one day I was making a coffee and a funny client said to me some lads use the kettle to steam their jocks .

Brought fear to this coffee addict

So I recommend hotels but not hotel kettles

Think I saw that on the hotel inspector program on rte with Francis Brennan.

Just googled it...... yuck.

Probably just an urban myth to be fair.

[Clubcard]

I personally love working there. Clean towels, very comfortable bed, some has gym , sauna etc . Never had an issue. However you have to be very discreet and that means not many bookings in daily basis which i am ok with. And the best is you have room service or click collect service which means a bottle of wine to share with someone ....for some private party . If you know what i mean

The penny has eventually dropped. I've met you a few months back. You had a massive stack of clean towels in your room.

Couldn't review at the time as you weren't advertising the next day when I went to do it.
Top notch encounter.

[Victoria08]

The penny has eventually dropped. I've met you a few months back. You had a massive stack of clean towels in your room.

Couldn't review at the time as you weren't advertising the next day when I went to do it.
Top notch encounter.

Now i wonder...was it in a hotel's room or apt? Which city?

[philipkntz]

I just saw the comment about hotel kettles and had to try it.
Well, underpants is ruined, elastic is fucked but I certainly can stand up the spoon in my coffee.

[Noregrets]

Never had a problem with a hotel, love them, hotels expect guests, they expect there guests to have guests, as long as you are discreet, there will never be a problem.


Only once had a problem with an incall, and that was because I had booked a single room, cheeky c*** of a night porter only wanted to get a back hander,

Now always book a double room in a hotel.