Imagine if

[Westsidex]

someone was looking for an escort and somebody gave the numbewr of the local ford dealership.As per mallow escorts thread.

Now that would be one hell of a phone call wouldnt it?Jesus the mobile company would frame the chat and get a preservation order on it.Imagine that call god,

Punter - Hello

Ford - Hello can i help you?

Punter - yes i got your number on the net and i am looking for an escort

Ford - Well what type are you looking for?

Punter - what types have you?

Ford - Well we have white,black and............

Punter - Eh i love black.

Ford - Well we have a few here.

Punter - Any say twenty five years old?

Ford - Thats a stretch its a wagon your looking for

Punter - naw i dont like the big ones

Ford - well their fairly standard the escorts here.A fine managble size.

Punter - Eh are any free and when?

Ford - Well right now i have this clean black one and about to give her a service.You can call up later to give her a ride and see what you think.

Punter - How much is the cost?

Ford - You have free test ride and if you dont like it no probs.

Punter - Whats the behind like?

Ford - The person here last was very impressed with the back of this one.Perfect for a family get together.A nice solid rear end.You could even get the dog in there if you liked.

Punter - and the front?

Ford - very impressive from the front

Punter - eh right. and she is clean.

Ford - spotless,no scratches or marks and very smooth.

Punter - and i can call in yes?

Ford - you can call in anytime,no appointment neccessary

Punter - thats great can i call this evening at five?

Ford - no probs at all.Did you have an escort before?

Punter - eh yes why?

Ford - well bring the last one with you so i can have a look at her and take her for a ride while your doing this one ok?

Punter - eh i cant find her?

Ford - ah sure i can take her for a ride when she is ready.In the meantime i will have this one all nice and serviced and ready to go for your arrival.

Punter - thank you

Ford - your welcome talk to you at five

Punter - thank you.

Westside.