Quote Originally Posted by WD-40 View Post
Ha,that story wud have been so much better had there been someone home.can u imagine

hey u dont look fuck all like ur pictures!
"Oh you pulled the aul bait and switch... nevermind, you're very hot yourself...."

*twists girl around to look at her ass and feel her up a bit*

"How much is it extra for anal you say...? And we did agree OWO, now that I'm here think I'd like face-sitting as well..."

*another voice* "umm... Mister...."

*turns around to see actual escort in the picture going up to him, meanwhile huge boyfriend comes into the background *

" whoops!!! So I guess this means you're not available then..."

*pushed off and door is slammed*