Ya know? We all have them. That hero your never going to be. Ya know? I met mine years ago. The incredible hulk. I tell you the story. It was a.... Just relax and have a drink and I'll tell you the story........ I went into a room and my old fella was watching TV. The incredible hulk was on, going green with his muscles an all. I had muscles like knots on a midgets penis back then and I asked my old fella how the hulk (lou ferrigno) got so big. My dad said he lifts weights. I said so will I.......... A few years go by and I'm at a gig that the hulk is at. My hero. My unrealistic hero. I met him and looked straight ahead at his bollocks, then looked up to his head and said "fuck, I'm never going to be the hulk". A sad ending to a fitting tale. Did end up building the muscles but was asking too much to grow an extra 8 inches.

Did you ever meet your unrealistic hero?

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