A cup of tea with.......Westside

[Eagle87]

As some of you know, Ms Savannah is away and asked your boy to take a run at interviewing Westside. Here's a transcript:

Eagle: Westside, it's a pleasure to interview you. Thanks for the opportunity.

Westside: Fuck off. Westside.

Eagle: Okay, first question....

Westside: And last hopefully. Westside.

Eagle: What's your favourite direction on a compass?

Westside: Was that supposed to be funny? Westside.

Eagle: Yes, just a little ice breaker.

Westside: Get the fuck on with it. Westside.

Eagle: Okay. What made you decide to get into punting?

Westside: That's none of your business. Westside.

Eagle: Okay....well tell us, what's your most memorable punting experience?

Westside: That's none of your business either. Westside.

Eagle: Surely one sticks out?

Westside: This one time an escort's dog attacked me and started biting my leg while we were getting down to business. Westside.

Eagle: Oh that sounds awful! What did you do?

Westside: I told her to get the fuck off me. Westside.

Eagle: The escort or the dog?

Westside: The dog. Westside.

Eagle: Ouch! Do you like dogs?

Westside: No I find them smelly and cantankerous. Westside.

Eagle: Well, playing devil's advocate, some might say you're cantankerous yourself! How would you respond to that?

Westside: Fuck off and ask me about punting. Westside.

Eagle: Fair enough. So, who would you say is your favourite escort?

Westside: None of your business. Again. Westside.

Eagle: C'mon, there's got to be one!

Westside: There's too many to name. Westside.

Eagle: Right, so what's your opinion of Ruhuma?

Westside: I've never met her. Westside.

That concludes our interview. Big thanks to Westside for his cooperation