No Sarah, the Irish soldiers are very much alive, it's just that they're all stone deaf because the Department of Defence did'nt provide them with earmuffs when they were shooting off their little guns. Problem is, if somebody ever invades us, our troops will never hear the enemy sneaking up on them....which is just as well, because if any of the lads actually got injured resisting capture, the compensation claims would leave the state rightly f***ed.
Well Da Burka Boyz you sound like the right kind of men I was looking for. I was planning to start a little war in a middle eastern country. When we're at it bomb a few of them
Point your nukes in that direction boyz. Because war is good for pushing the price of oil up. I bet Georgie was glad he took my advice for Iraq.
Now for you Sarah you sexy little minx. What are you doing for the afternoon. While the boyz are playing with their toys, me and you could play a few games too. If you know what I mean
Last edited by JR Ewing; 27-06-09 at 12:44. Reason: to push up the price of oil
Give us a drink Sue Ellen
I bet none will be as big as old JRs sausage. I would love to see you get your mouth around that
Give us a drink Sue Ellen