How explicit are you allowed to be ?

[Mrbean76]

Would it to help to look at the reviews the lady has already for guidance?

No one needs to know exactly in detail which favs were offered or accepted but say all the advertised favs you were interested in were available and offered with mutual pleasure.

Was the location private, clean, directions easy to follow.

Was the lady interested in your company or anxious for you to leave and get the next payer in?

I see no reason to leave explicit reviews but we are all different

**So I had a had night last night and have only just woken up and should not be trying to make sense of anything

I just think it's ridiculous that you can't even mention sex in most reviews without it being edited, I'd just like to know if you can at least mention that in reviews for ladies that don't ask for non explicit reviews.

[Mrbean76]

As I already said in my previous post Mrb you can describe all sorts of sexual shenanigans but you'll have to go to the trouble of using metaphors & a bit of witty imagination from my experience this ensures your review will pass muster. Look at my reviews. I describe all sorts of nefarious activities that leave little to the imagination but yet there they are. But I don't mention the words sex/fuck/ass/tits/wank/ride/cock/pussy/arse/fetlocks/goose/fistfuck/Hotplate/golden shower etc once

I MIGHT say though "she happily invited me for an excursion up her old bog road & I was delighted to oblige"
Stuff like that...

Ok thanks, some homework for me, I'll study your reviews before next Saturday

[Mrbean76]

What's up next Saturday then? Oh wait I get it, you...again?

Ps. From the response I get from escorts I click with they love them too as you'll see from their enthusiastic replies. My long winded, bombastic but highly original, witty & discretely disgusting reviews are my USP outside the bedroom. Inside it? Well
I can't be explicit here you'll understand I'm sure, that's between me & the escort girls...

I'm meeting an insatiable nymphomaniac and am very much looking forward to it. You certainly have a way with words

[bmw528]

Yes I can use my tongue in varied ways it's very flexible...

A bit like a lizard?

[bmw528]

Yes a Chameleon...

Maybe you should tag along with Lester.

[RayDonovan]

Brevity be the soul of wit.

- Will Shakespeare

True. Applies to posts, and replies to the gardai.

[Mrbean76]

Yes I can use my tongue in varied ways it's very flexible...

As for the insatiable nymphomaniac? You know why they are so don't you? An inability to achieve orgasm. She could be my new project. After you've tried forward me her details next Saturday & I'll give her a once over a real tongue lasting, that should sort out her psychological issues... :P

Ps. I bet her Boudoir is up in Randyford perchance yes? ;-)

I'll tell her about your offer , she won't be in Sandyford and has never worked there as far as I know

[Dom Dunn]

Could you please set an intention for October to confine your posts to four short sentences or less? I honestly think it would be good discipline for your mind, and it would infinitely improve the quality of your posts. I genuinely mean this.

Why should he follow your advice? More importantly what makes your opinion of the quality of his posts in any way relevant?

[jackdaniels99]

More importantly, how explicit do you need to be?

[RayDonovan]

Why should he follow your advice? More importantly what makes your opinion of the quality of his posts in any way relevant?

Me:



Yep, my opinion is irrelevant, but I think anyone who posts, does so with the expectation that their posts will be read and perhaps replied to.
The likelihood of this happening drops if the post is just some word salad, a shit flung at wall type post. But that’s just my irrelevant opinion. I did say “please”, if that helps at all


back on topic

More importantly, how explicit do you need to be?

Exactly, What does anyone really need to say? Were photos an accurate representation, was price as advertised, and did you have a good time with the lady. Everything will be slightly different for every client anyway. I don't see the need for some amateur porn blow by blow account.