I'll miss ye......

[Uisce Beatha]

Hello fellow E-Iers.

Just like Icarus I've flown too close to the sun so it's time for me to come back down to earth and say goodbye.
Before I go I'll leave you with my thoughts on the wonderful tapestry that is E-I:

Late sleepers, profile peepers, deluded ones who think they're keepers,
Top reviewers (becoming fewers), silent ones who never doers,
LOLrs, PMSLrs, pedantic ones who insist on spellers,
Spacialists, facialists, horny interacialists,
Forget me nots, too hot to trots, why should we have to wash our bots?,
Rudiculers, break the rulers, should have spent more time at schoolers,
Fresh faced newbies, bounteous boobies, those who've puffed too many doobies,
Glitterati, shiterati, some are just illiterati,
Egomaniacs, eloquent brainiacs, country lads who say "oh JaneyMacs!",
Purveyors of pleasure, men of leisure, ladies who have got our measure,
Those who love kissing, some who love pissing, those who are here 'cos there's something missing,
X-Box dorkies, deluded Corkies: the real capital? - that's a load of porkies,
My badders, fickle fadders, devilishly charming cadders,
Punting baggers, escort haggers, Wicklow mountain sheep shaggers,
Pesky trolls, media moles, kinky ones who play the roles,
Modest ones, bodiced ones, creepy and the oddest ones,
Gorgeous cuties, stunning beauties, those who like a bit of 'fruities',
Insufferable bores, back for mores, waiting 'til my favourite tours,
Tanned ones, banned ones, those with 'a bit of land' ones,
Head wreckers, hen peckers, millionaires (ya lucky feckers!),
Hungarians, Bulgarians, quite a few vulgarians,
Lads and lasses, pains in asses, those who entertain the masses,
Rude ones, crude ones, posting in the nude ones,
Agony aunts, sycophants, those whose avatar can dance,
Hippy chicks, trippy chicks, those who can't see beyond their dicks,
Forum lurkers, labour shirkers, those who are posting while at workers,
Loaded lawyers, shady voyeurs, those who like to play with toyers,
Mickey teases, cool as breezes, those who in the moment freezes,
Rock'n'Rollers, draw the dolers, "I'm just here to get me hole"rs,
Bearers of grudges, packers of fudges, shy ones who just need a nudges,
Southside "goys", Northside boys, girls who have a suite of toys,
Witty rotters, sinister plotters, nervous types with squeaky botters,
Paramours, girls on tours, BDSM on all fours,
Libertines, treat 'em means, vain ones who their plumage preens,
Toe suckers, beefy truckers, jackeens, northies, langers, muckers,
Shaved headers, late to beders, guilty ones who are very wedders,
Light hearted ones, outsmarted ones, wish I'd never started ones,
Prolific punters, once a monthers, sweaty hairy smelly grunters,
Heart breakers, photo fakers, PM hags and liberty takers,
Thread bumpers, fist humpers, arrogant ones who are chest thumpers,
Bourgeois ones - oh so posh, the Yorkshire beauty - "golly gosh"

Thanks to you all; you're a crazy, wonderful, compelling slice of humanity, but above all; you're a true community who do way more good than harm. Look after each other.

I'll miss ye....... Uncle Bertha

[Luna Nueva]

I just hope it's not FOREVER .... i will miss you A LOT I already do xxx

[Lucy Chambers]

Hello fellow E-Iers.

Just like Icarus I've flown too close to the sun so it's time for me to come back down to earth and say goodbye.
Before I go I'll leave you with my thoughts on the wonderful tapestry that is E-I:

Late sleepers, profile peepers, deluded ones who think they're keepers,
Top reviewers (becoming fewers), silent ones who never doers,
LOLrs, PMSLrs, pedantic ones who insist on spellers,
Spacialists, facialists, horny interacialists,
Forget me nots, too hot to trots, why should we have to wash our bots?,
Rudiculers, break the rulers, should have spent more time at schoolers,
Fresh faced newbies, bounteous boobies, those who've puffed too many doobies,
Glitterati, shiterati, some are just illiterati,
Egomaniacs, eloquent brainiacs, country lads who say "oh JaneyMacs!",
Purveyors of pleasure, men of leisure, ladies who have got our measure,
Those who love kissing, some who love pissing, those who are here 'cos there's something missing,
X-Box dorkies, deluded Corkies: the real capital? - that's a load of porkies,
My badders, fickle fadders, devilishly charming cadders,
Punting baggers, escort haggers, Wicklow mountain sheep shaggers,
Pesky trolls, media moles, kinky ones who play the roles,
Modest ones, bodiced ones, creepy and the oddest ones,
Gorgeous cuties, stunning beauties, those who like a bit of 'fruities',
Insufferable bores, back for mores, waiting 'til my favourite tours,
Tanned ones, banned ones, those with 'a bit of land' ones,
Head wreckers, hen peckers, millionaires (ya lucky feckers!),
Hungarians, Bulgarians, quite a few vulgarians,
Lads and lasses, pains in asses, those who entertain the masses,
Rude ones, crude ones, posting in the nude ones,
Agony aunts, sycophants, those whose avatar can dance,
Hippy chicks, trippy chicks, those who can't see beyond their dicks,
Forum lurkers, labour shirkers, those who are posting while at workers,
Loaded lawyers, shady voyeurs, those who like to play with toyers,
Mickey teases, cool as breezes, those who in the moment freezes,
Rock'n'Rollers, draw the dolers, "I'm just here to get me hole"rs,
Bearers of grudges, packers of fudges, shy ones who just need a nudges,
Southside "goys", Northside boys, girls who have a suite of toys,
Witty rotters, sinister plotters, nervous types with squeaky botters,
Paramours, girls on tours, BDSM on all fours,
Libertines, treat 'em means, vain ones who their plumage preens,
Toe suckers, beefy truckers, jackeens, northies, langers, muckers,
Shaved headers, late to beders, guilty ones who are very wedders,
Light hearted ones, outsmarted ones, wish I'd never started ones,
Prolific punters, once a monthers, sweaty hairy smelly grunters,
Heart breakers, photo fakers, PM hags and liberty takers,
Thread bumpers, fist humpers, arrogant ones who are chest thumpers,
Bourgeois ones - oh so posh, the Yorkshire beauty - "golly gosh"

Thanks to you all; you're a crazy, wonderful, compelling slice of humanity, but above all; you're a true community who do way more good than harm. Look after each other.

I'll miss ye....... Uncle Bertha

You aren't allowed to leave me

[mexicanmagic]

All we need now is someone to Rap that out,could be massive!!!!
All the best,take care.

[hd7055]

Respect to a brilliant post - be good UB.

[funlover12]

excellent poetry man. great stuff. really good! so long then

[windmill39]

Best of luck mate, maybe you will return with great tales

[ChunkyJoe]

Take care man. All the best for the future.

[mymann]

Best wishes Uisce Beatha,brilliant piece. Remember you are only ever a few clicks away.

[TiffanyTees]

A great post from a great poster, don't go missing for too long Hunny.


Tiff xxx