Crap joke of the day

**Mrbean76** · 23-07-20, 19:51

How women apologise.

" I'm sorry that your terrible behaviour made me act out of character, you should work on that!! "

**Mrbean76** · 23-07-20, 19:57

Wise words from a bear.

Muslims,Christians,Jews,Buddhists, Atheists.........they all taste like chicken

**Mrbean76** · 27-07-20, 22:09

Originally Posted by Deleted

Last night my girlfriend dressed up as a policewoman & told me I was under arrest on suspicion of being good in bed..

2 minutes later she told me all the charges were dropped due to lack of evidence..

I didn't know you're bisexual.

**Mrbean76** · 28-07-20, 18:58

Originally Posted by Deleted

'Bisexual' my ass - The only woman I learnt to tolerate is myself

You have very good taste

**IAmBecomeDerp** · 28-07-20, 21:00

Her : What do you think of my new hair do.
Me : You promise not to get mad if I tell you the truth?
Her : I promise
Me : I slept with your sister.

**IAmBecomeDerp** · 28-07-20, 22:27

Her : I really like men that think ahead.
Me : I've already drank a litre of pineapple juice.
Her : What?
Me : What?

**Mrbean76** · 28-07-20, 23:28

A man is buying a banana, an apple and two eggs.

The female cashier says " You must be single"

The man answers " Wow, how did you know that?"

Cashier; " Because you're ugly"

**Mrbean76** · 29-07-20, 21:24

**joggon** · 30-07-20, 02:02

**IAmBecomeDerp** · 30-07-20, 14:00

At the parole hearing, the officer asked, "Tell me, why should you be released early?"
The inmate responded, "It’s bec..."
Officer: Yes?
Inmate: I think I have..
Officer: Go on.
Inmate: Can I Please finish my sentence?
Officer: Sure. Parole denied.

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