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    We have two lives , the second begins when we realise we only have one .....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mrbean76 View Post
    Are we there yet ?

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    We have two lives , the second begins when we realise we only have one .....

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    For Sale.

    Phillips TV.


    Well he won't be needing it anymore !
    Are we there yet ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Barney Rubble View Post
    For Sale.

    Phillips TV.


    Well he won't be needing it anymore !
    Good one Mr Rubble.
    We have two lives , the second begins when we realise we only have one .....

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    Funny as Feck

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    A couple of cows were smoking a joint and playing cards .

    That's right , the steaks were pretty high.
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    The last time I was in a hotel with my wife she sent me down to reception to ask them to do something.



    Me: " I'd like the porn in my room to be disabled"

    Lady at reception: " we only have regular porn you sick bastard!! "
    We have two lives , the second begins when we realise we only have one .....

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    I asked a German friend of mine if he knew the square root of 81

    He answered No!

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    Jack's wife: so you traded in the family cow for magic beans?!?

    Jack: wait let me explain [deep breath in] you can transfer them just like traditional money, but what sets them apart is the magic behind them - the blockchain stored on a decentralized ledger

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