I'm back.
No, I wasn't banned but I haven't been on here for a few days and I know everybody missed me.
Story is, A friend of mine was invited to a family function the other side of the country and she wasn't going to go as public transport was uncooperative to that area from here and she didn't fancy driving that far. So I offered to drive her there, spend the day at the beach and drive her back that night. She accepted my offer but insisted on me being her plus 1, and that she would organise accommodation for the night so that I could enjoy a few pints.
Anyway we attended the function, dined, danced and drank for the day and generally enjoyed the day. but the big surprise came when we got to our B&B. She had checked us both in earlier and had given me my key and room number but I never dreamt that we were sharing the same room. But there were 2 beds and we were friends for a few years so I was just thinking that it wouldn't have made sense to pay extra for 2 rooms, until she came out of the bathroom in her negligee and my jaw dropped, and incase there was any doubt she opened the drawer beside the bed to reveal a selection pack of condoms.
That was wednesday and in the last couple of days I've had sex at every opportunity.
She wants to continue a relationship, but no, I don't love her or fancy her and I have even found myself thinking about some of the ladies on here during sex with her. So what am I to do? She does excellent oral and has a figure almost resembling Marsha.
My wife caught me wearing ladies underwear and threatened to leave me.
So I packed up all her clothes
And left.