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    Quote Originally Posted by Good4u2 View Post
    was in Dublin, was using a smartphone and texting an escort who told me to go to location.
    Two rough big fukers came at me while waiting but managed to get away without my coat.
    Some sort of set up but she said she knew nothing about it, they can locate your location by just texting them so be vigilant if you are directed to a quiet and secluded spot
    At first I believed this story but a number of things have changed that opinion, mainly that the OP has not replied to my pm, but on rereading the OP, this supposedly happened in the morning? Scumbags don't do morning.
    To anyone that doesn't like me here.
    I hope you need to pee 3 times tonight, but that you only wake up twice.

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    Quote Originally Posted by philipkntz View Post
    At first I believed this story but a number of things have changed that opinion, mainly that the OP has not replied to my pm, but on rereading the OP, this supposedly happened in the morning? Scumbags don't do morning.
    Are scumbags vampires?
    He felt her hands slide slowly up his thigh, he couldn't stop himself from growing hard. She caught his eye and in that second he knew: This erotic, sensual Lady is bold if she is anything. She would be upto mischief in no time...
    Some things never change

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    Quote Originally Posted by philipkntz View Post
    At first I believed this story but a number of things have changed that opinion, mainly that the OP has not replied to my pm, but on rereading the OP, this supposedly happened in the morning? Scumbags don't do morning.
    Well they might if theres a few sausage rolls going..

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    I must be extremely lucky, I have never had anything happen punting, only good things

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    Quote Originally Posted by EnglishAlex View Post
    Are scumbags vampires?
    Vampires wear big coats aswell ..

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    Quote Originally Posted by bmw528 View Post
    Vampires wear big coats aswell ..
    That's a cape ye clown ye
    Are we there yet ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by bmw528 View Post
    Well they might if theres a few sausage rolls going..
    They love baked goods do they? I wouldn't have thought of that. Blackpudding is where my head was at. And liver. Not mine hopefully.

    Quote Originally Posted by bmw528 View Post
    Vampires wear big coats aswell ..
    Scumbags wear coats they steal.

    Quote Originally Posted by Barney Rubble View Post
    That's a cape ye clown ye
    The modern day vampires have sexed it up a bit Barney. They're not dribbling blood from their mouths constantly or leaping about in capes. It's all stupid skinny jeans. And possibly tracksuits and nike air max. That depends on the outcome of the scumbag/vampire link tho. The jury is out for now. But no capes anyway.
    He felt her hands slide slowly up his thigh, he couldn't stop himself from growing hard. She caught his eye and in that second he knew: This erotic, sensual Lady is bold if she is anything. She would be upto mischief in no time...
    Some things never change

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    Quote Originally Posted by EnglishAlex View Post
    They love baked goods do they? I wouldn't have thought of that. Blackpudding is where my head was at. And liver. Not mine hopefully.



    Scumbags wear coats they steal.



    The modern day vampires have sexed it up a bit Barney. They're not dribbling blood from their mouths constantly or leaping about in capes. It's all stupid skinny jeans. And possibly tracksuits and nike air max. That depends on the outcome of the scumbag/vampire link tho. The jury is out for now. But no capes anyway.
    When I was a lad they wore capes but then again that's over 200 years ago
    Are we there yet ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by philipkntz View Post
    At first I believed this story but a number of things have changed that opinion, mainly that the OP has not replied to my pm, but on rereading the OP, this supposedly happened in the morning? Scumbags don't do morning.
    i got loads of pm's and pmed a few back but kept on coming, will get around to it

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    Quote Originally Posted by Barney Rubble View Post
    When I was a lad they wore capes but then again that's over 200 years ago
    I think semi retired gents wear capes aswell.. I was just thinking instead of Good for you wearing a new coat wouldnt it better if he got himself a straight jacket.

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