Missing Bollocks

[AlessandraFan]

Yea, She s taking me for a ride. I wish. Anyway , back to the Bollocks shortage. Any thoughts?

Bollox shortage?
On E-I forums?

[bmw528]

He could be on Dancing with the Stars or something like that.

[AlessandraFan]

He could be on Dancing with the Stars or something like that.

Probably locked in a cage in a dungeon somewhere.
Balls and ankles tied together.
Loving every minute of it

[bmw528]

Probably locked in a cage in a dungeon somewhere.
Balls and ankles tied together.
Loving every minute of it

Or maybe kidnapped or something? The culprits might start asking around here for a ransom off everyone for his safe return.

[bmw528]

Bollocks is traveling tonight on a plane
I can see the red tail lights heading for spain
Oh and i can see Bollocks waving goodbye
God it looks like Bollocks, must be the clouds in my eyes

They say that Spain is pretty,though ive never been
Well Bollocks says its the best place he s ever seen
Oh and he should know,he been there enough
Lord i miss Bollocks, oh i miss him so much

Oh oh Bollocks my brother you are older than me
Do you still feel the pain of the scars that wont heal
Your eyes have died,but you see more than i
Bollocks your a star in the face of the sky

[Barney Rubble]

Bollocks is traveling tonight on a plane
I can see the red tail lights heading for spain
Oh and i can see Bollocks waving goodbye
God it looks like Bollocks, must be the clouds in my eyes

They say that Spain is pretty,though ive never been
Well Bollocks says its the best place he s ever seen
Oh and he should know,he been there enough
Lord i miss Bollocks, oh i miss him so much

Oh oh Bollocks my brother you are older than me
Do you still feel the pain of the scars that wont heal
Your eyes have died,but you see more than i
Bollocks your a star in the face of the sky

Sorry BMW but I really am getting concerned about your mental health

[bmw528]

Sorry BMW but I really am getting concerned about your mental health

Me too. Maybe i am feeling a bit guilty.

[lorcan]

bollocks is harmless, a gent

[bmw528]

bollocks is harmless, a gent

A bit like yourself. However at present you dont warrant a song.

[lorcan]

A bit like yourself. However at present you dont warrant a song.

bollocks will be back, he likes getting massages now to relax him