Condoms

[bollocks]

My local condom shop is closed......what should I do.....stick to oral sex?

My wife told me to fuck off, but there is little opportunity for fucken to day

[MassiveFerguson]

Just wank.

It's environmentally friendly,leaves no latex disposal problems.

[willie wacker]

My local condom shop is closed......what should I do.....stick to oral sex?

My wife told me to fuck off, but there is little opportunity for fucken to day

Palm , her 4 sisters and the ugly duckling

[MassiveFerguson]

Palm , her 4 sisters and the ugly duckling

You don't like Tom Thumb getting in on the action.
Sexist

[willie wacker]

You don't like Tom Thumb getting in on the action.
Sexist

Never heard of him

[TonyB]

I've noticed some of the escorts using condoms from Lidl or Aldi.
I know it sounds like a joke, but they are too tight.

[bmw528]

My local condom shop is closed......what should I do.....stick to oral sex?

My wife told me to fuck off, but there is little opportunity for fucken to day

Could you not recondition your old ones?

[tom rambo]

I always have a extra supply just in case I need them,lol

[Barney Rubble]

I've noticed some of the escorts using condoms from Lidl or Aldi.
I know it sounds like a joke, but they are too tight.

Never bin a problem for me