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    Default Performance anxiety

    I still suffer from it, occasionally.

    Earlier today I had a client into my office with a device that needed to be repaired in a hurry.
    The whole time I could feel her hovering behind me. Wouldn't piss off to the canteen like I asked, had to stand behind me and peer over my shoulder like she had a clue what was going on.
    Took me half an hour to do a 10 minute job.



    After she left I fapped furiously.
    And cried.
    Last edited by AlessandraFan; 07-02-18 at 23:37.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AlessandraFan View Post
    I still suffer from it, occasionally.

    Earlier today I had a client into my office with a device that needed to be repaired in a hurry.
    The whole time I could feel her hovering behind me. Wouldn't piss off to the canteen like I asked, had to stand behind me and peer over my shoulder like she had a clue what was going on.
    Took me half an hour to do a 10 minute job.



    After she left I fapped furiously.
    And cried
    .
    Maybe if you had done that first
    She might have chosen to go to the canteen afterall
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    Quote Originally Posted by Forceuser View Post
    Maybe if you had done that first
    She might have chosen to go to the canteen afterall

    Doubtful.
    The canteen is where I do my fapping.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AlessandraFan View Post
    Doubtful.
    The canteen is where I do my fapping.
    Guess I would give the white sauce a miss then ....
    Are we there yet ?

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    Every time I have to swim up a weir I suffer from performance anxiety.Will my tail push me up the fish ladder as fast as the younger fish?Will the sexy female fish find me attractive and want to spawn with me in the gravel beds upriver?It's a nightmare.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Barney Rubble View Post
    Guess I would give the white sauce a miss then ....
    Oddly enough that's the last place I'd release my spawn.

    Quote Originally Posted by Forceuser View Post
    Adaptability is the key to success
    I've been banned from fapping at my desk

    Quote Originally Posted by FinnMickC00L View Post
    Every time I have to swim up a weir I suffer from performance anxiety.Will my tail push me up the fish ladder as fast as the younger fish?Will the sexy female fish find me attractive and want to spawn with me in the gravel beds upriver?It's a nightmare.
    You need to chose a better wingman.
    What did you do with Setanta's finger?
    C'mon, spit it out ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by AlessandraFan View Post
    Doubtful.
    The canteen is where I do my fapping.
    Adaptability is the key to success
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    Quote Originally Posted by AlessandraFan View Post
    I still suffer from it, occasionally.

    Earlier today I had a client into my office with a device that needed to be repaired in a hurry.
    The whole time I could feel her hovering behind me. Wouldn't piss off to the canteen like I asked, had to stand behind me and peer over my shoulder like she had a clue what was going on.
    Took me half an hour to do a 10 minute job.
    Good night AlessandaFan as my coffee finish..


    After she left I fapped furiously.
    And cried.

    Got to agree when someone watching you when you work it major turn off..
    And would cause you to be anxious..
    And don't cry over a Lady as only one to cry on after when you leave the Beautiful Escort company..

    To which only time I like someone staring at me.. Is when I am in company of a Lady or Escort as we engage in business matter..

    And when she say Ohh babe I love looking into your eyes but love cuddling up to you better Mr Sweet

    Then I wake up and say damn it was a dream

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