Cars, Ursines, Neanderthals, Tulips
Words of Wisdom, from the King of Cunts.
- Trust no one
- Tis better to have shagged and be fucked, than never potato an ostrich
- Question nothing... and everything
- Embrace robots as our supreme overlords
- The cake is a lie
- The square root of the hypothenuse is equal to the sums of the squares of the other two sides in a right angled triangle
- Reminder: car boot sale on Jan 28th at Floki's house. Proceeds donated to the "Help Barney Rubble Outta Trouble Foundation"
- Set of car keys found in the car park today. Belong to a Ford Fiesta. Can the owner of said keys please contact their local psychiatric ward for owning such a shit car
- Sticks and stones may break your bones, but hammers and TNT will kill you
- The Donald Trump appreciation society are holding their bimonthly "We Are The Deluded" meeting this Thursday at the new Scientology centre.
- Trust everyone (if you're absolutely stupid beyond all logical comprehension)
- Respect is a given... trust is earned
- Question food
- Eat plastic
- Hug a tyrannosaurus rex
Cunts. That is all.
P.S: Barney's a cant
Last edited by ladiesman217; 22-01-18 at 01:56.
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