When I were a lad you could get a tram down into the town, buy three new suits and an overcoat, four pair of good boots, get blind drunk, have some steak and chips, bunch of bananas and three stone of monkey nuts, have a quick blow job and quick knee-trembler from Mid-night Minnie down the alley and still have change out of a farthing.
[With apologies to Tony Capstick.]