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    When I were a lad you could get a tram down into the town, buy three new suits and an overcoat, four pair of good boots, get blind drunk, have some steak and chips, bunch of bananas and three stone of monkey nuts, have a quick blow job and quick knee-trembler from Mid-night Minnie down the alley and still have change out of a farthing.

    [With apologies to Tony Capstick.]

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    Quote Originally Posted by SteveB View Post
    When I were a lad you could get a tram down into the town, buy three new suits and an overcoat, four pair of good boots, get blind drunk, have some steak and chips, bunch of bananas and three stone of monkey nuts, have a quick blow job and quick knee-trembler from Mid-night Minnie down the alley and still have change out of a farthing.

    [With apologies to Tony Capstick.]
    Luxury! when I was a lad, we used to live in hole in road and eat cold gravel for breakfast, go to work at the mill every day for tuppence a month, come home, and Dad would beat us around the head and neck with a broken bottle, if we were LUCKY!

    The we got evicted from the hole in road and had to go live in a lake

    I had to get up in the morning at ten o'clock at night, half an hour before I went to bed, drink a cup of sulphuric acid, work twenty-nine hours a day down mill, and pay mill owner for permission to come to work, and when we got home, our Dad and our mother would kill us, and dance about on our graves singing 'Hallelujah.'

    But you try and tell the young people today that... and they won't believe ya'.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TrickyDickie View Post
    Luxury! when I was a lad, we used to live in hole in road and eat cold gravel for breakfast, go to work at the mill every day for tuppence a month, come home, and Dad would beat us around the head and neck with a broken bottle, if we were LUCKY!

    The we got evicted from the hole in road and had to go live in a lake

    I had to get up in the morning at ten o'clock at night, half an hour before I went to bed, drink a cup of sulphuric acid, work twenty-nine hours a day down mill, and pay mill owner for permission to come to work, and when we got home, our Dad and our mother would kill us, and dance about on our graves singing 'Hallelujah.'

    But you try and tell the young people today that... and they won't believe ya'.
    Breakfast? You spoiled fucker!

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    Quote Originally Posted by BuySexualBarry View Post
    Who is the Jackpot ?
    People won't believe this but with the 50euro fading fast here I Joined a adult contact website. I became Mick the Sugar Daddy and put up an advert on the site.
    I got lots of replies with a lot of messers but did get some good replies very good genuine ladies who wanted help financing their Education, car or mortgage repayments. I was happy to help.
    I chatted to one girl, a full time student, just 20 year old girl next door Lia who needed money for Uni fees, pictures correct and very attractive and arranged to meet and then met her finally last Saturday in Manchester, booked an hotel which cost me nothing as my cousin runs it and done an overnight with her for 200stg. she loved my thick accent too she said. OWO, CIM, FK, Swallow and she even rimmed me, even woken in the morning by her sucking my cock.
    I have arranged to met lia again in an apartment this time and she was great,I put her in my little black and loved every minute of Educating Lia
    There is a heaven
    Last edited by MickDally; 10-10-17 at 20:43.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MickDally View Post
    People won't believe this but with the 50euro fading fast here I Joined a adult contact website. I became Mick the Sugar Daddy and put up an advert on the site.
    I got lots of replies with a lot of messers but did get some good replies very good genuine ladies who wanted help financing their Education. I was happy to help.
    I chatted to one girl, not an escort in the true sense but just 20 year old girl next door Lia, pictures correct and very attractive and arranged to meet and then met her finally last Saturday in Manchester, booked an hotel which cost me nothing as my cousin runs it and done an overnight with her for 200stg. she loved my thick accent too she said. OWO, CIM, FK, Swallow and she even rimmed me, even woken in the morning by her sucking my cock.
    I have arranged to met lia again in an apartment this time and she was great,I put her in my little black and loved every minute of Educating Lia
    There is a heaven
    problem with sugar babes is they is needy feckers, starts off great but then they start whinning and moaning like a propa gf.

    give me an escort anyday

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    Quote Originally Posted by TrickyDickie View Post
    problem with sugar babes is they is needy feckers, starts off great but then they start whinning and moaning like a propa gf.

    give me an escort anyday
    I paid 60 to join up but alot messers but got 4-5 genuine girls too so far, good looking and after NSA , I don't have to see them again and if they start to whine they'll be shown the door,

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    Quote Originally Posted by MickDally View Post
    People won't believe this but with the 50euro fading fast here I Joined a adult contact website. I became Mick the Sugar Daddy and put up an advert on the site.
    I got lots of replies with a lot of messers but did get some good replies very good genuine ladies who wanted help financing their Education, car or mortgage repayments. I was happy to help.
    I chatted to one girl, a full time student, just 20 year old girl next door Lia who needed money for Uni fees, pictures correct and very attractive and arranged to meet and then met her finally last Saturday in Manchester, booked an hotel which cost me nothing as my cousin runs it and done an overnight with her for 200stg. she loved my thick accent too she said. OWO, CIM, FK, Swallow and she even rimmed me, even woken in the morning by her sucking my cock.
    I have arranged to met lia again in an apartment this time and she was great,I put her in my little black and loved every minute of Educating Lia
    There is a heaven
    Yeah, seems legit ��

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    Quote Originally Posted by BuySexualBarry View Post
    What have cash strapped old perverts go to do ? I was a big fan of the Five O girlies. Quick bang and out. Covered oral , bang away, out the door.
    No showers offered or expected, no chit chat, no lies or bullshit. Unload and go. And spend the rest of the day sniffing the fingers on my right hand to remind me of the foreplay ! 12 seconds of finger fucking !
    Its a sad sad day.
    here you go

    https://www.escort-ireland.com/escor...t.html#profile

    https://www.escort-ireland.com/escor...t.html#reviews

    https://www.escort-ireland.com/escor...t.html#profile
    opted out of reviews though

    https://www.escort-ireland.com/escor...t.html#reviews

    https://www.escort-ireland.com/escor...t.html#reviews

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    Quote Originally Posted by Irish Josephine View Post
    5 Escorts in Cavan have fees of 50 euro others have no fees listed.
    There are 11 Escorts in Cavan town seems a high % of 50 euro Escorts.
    problem here like navan and other locations we have escorts using two profiles to enhance their business one high rate allowing reviews and another low rate opting out, vice versa
    Last edited by mallyman; 10-10-17 at 23:40.

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    I notice that a lady that I've visited a few times has dropped her rates drastically and has stopped allowing reviews. At her current rate, I feel like booking her for a few hours but I'd feel like a right dipshit paying her any less than i did on my first visit.
    To anyone that doesn't like me here.
    I hope you need to pee 3 times tonight, but that you only wake up twice.

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