Hump day ;) ;)

[JennyT]

Happy Wednesday Peeps

We now know why zilch cut the lawn
A young man got a new job running the register at a store. The old store owner said he would teach him how to up-sell.

"Watch how I do it," he said to the new hire.

As a customer put a bag of grass seed on the counter, the old-timer said to him, "When you plant those seeds and the grass starts growing, you're going to need a new lawnmower to cut the grass."

"You know," said the man, "I do need a new mower. Sure, I'll take one."

After the customer left, the new kid said, "I think I see what you mean. Let me handle this next one."

A customer stepped up to the counter and set down a box of tampons. The young salesman said, "You know, you should get you a new lawnmower to go with that."
The man asked the young salesman, "What are you talking about?"

"It looks like your week's shot so you might as well cut the grass."

I dont get it. Why i never get it?

[willie wacker]

I dont get it. Why i never get it?

Are you serious ?????

[JennyT]

Are you serious ?????

Yeap im serious. I dont get jokes. Only in Spanish

[willie wacker]

Ok Anny , zilch,s wife is in the rags so no sex at home , he bought a lawn mower and cut the grass to keep himself busy

[JennyT]

well anny if he was buying tampons for his wife then he wasnt going to be getting any bit at home, so he might as well spend his time cutting the grass. I think thats what it means anyway.

Whats the point cutting the grass? He would still be horny. He better play with himself

[willie wacker]

Whats the point cutting the grass? He would still be horny. He better play with himself

Or better still book you

[Amindimood55]

Yeap im serious. I dont get jokes. Only in Spanish

Exactly...

[willie wacker]

The wife could do with mowing her lawn as well

Which lawn

[JennyT]

Or better still book you

Now i do get the joke

[JennyT]

Exactly...

Mister Arnold do you want a kick in the balls?