Misadventures in Sex - got any tales to share?

[EIFII]

I looked up once to find the other two had stopped and were staring at me.

I was like "oh no I wasn't growling at ye, don't worry."

I thought it was self explanatory

Much better to feed the imagination

[IrishRover1974]

Sounds painful

[philipkntz]

Myself and a friend ended up pulling 2 blonds at a party in Arklow in my early 20s. And we all ended up in the same bed afterwards but as 2 couples rather than an orgy. The first few hours are a bit of a blur but sometime in the early morning we all needed a toilet break after which we could not figure out which girl was which as they were both naked, and all we could remember was what they had been wearing. Of course I couldn't keep my eyes off the wrong girls nipples. Needless to say we were kicked out and spent the early hours walking Arklow searching for our car

[Clueless]

Myself and a friend ended up pulling 2 blonds at a party in Arklow in my early 20s. And we all ended up in the same bed afterwards but as 2 couples rather than an orgy. The first few hours are a bit of a blur but sometime in the early morning we all needed a toilet break after which we could not figure out which girl was which as they were both naked, and all we could remember was what they had been wearing. Of course I couldn't keep my eyes off the wrong girls nipples. Needless to say we were kicked out and spent the early hours walking Arklow searching for our car

Been there done that in a tent in Tralee at the Rose of Tralee festival - back in the day

[BuySexualBarry]

I had an accident one time it was so funny lol I still laugh about it now.

[Clueless]

My friend was told by his father that he was born because of a sexual misadventure - a bottle of whiskey!!

[AlessandraFan]

Never let a girl sit on top of you and ride you while your hands are cuffed behind your back. Not with steel cuffs at least.

[Barney Rubble]

Never let a girl sit on top of you and ride you while your hands are cuffed behind your back. Not with steel cuffs at least.

Are the pink fluffy 1's ok ?

[Barney Rubble]

Come back here ...think you need to elaborate a bit maybe not :/

Do you know this geezer Sarah?

[Johnchef42]

Come back here ...think you need to elaborate a bit maybe not :/

Oh thank god ISB has returned. The forums have been pitiful without you last few days. Ain't that right Barney ??