Hey diddle hoot, a suck of the flute,
that was the prize, I tell you no lies......
"It's far easier to fight for principles than to live up to them."
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Hey diddle diddle Fuck, twas Rover she wanted to suck,
but when she saw Luthers, she let out a gasp,
and told Rover to fuck off and get her a rasp.
She needed the rasp for shaving it down,
you could hear Luther scream, all over the town.