Ah Mum

[Barney Rubble]

Charity shop. Trench coat. Tea bags. Piece of twine. Grow a beard. Collect things in it. Keep adding to the trench coat.

Sarah, there are times I wonder what goes on in your mind
What's the teabags and the twine for? Well come to think of it the beard and the trench coat too

[redforever]

Sarah, there are times I wonder what goes on in your mind
What's the teabags and the twine for? Well come to think of it the beard and the trench coat too

I'll second that lol

[Barney Rubble]

I'll second that lol

Seriously though nobody here can make me laugh like she does Sometimes I'll read her post and even though it may not make a pile of sense I just have to laugh, very funny and entertaining lady

[JAMESCORK]

Seriously though nobody here can make me laugh like she does Sometimes I'll read her post and even though it may not make a pile of sense I just have to laugh, very funny and entertaining lady

Know what you mean....

I used to feel the same way about LVT... until one day I realised she actually was being serious!!!

[Clueless]

Surely it is only a typo!!!

Red, Wolverine and Willie are playing football in a field.

Red kicks the ball into a cave and he goes in to get it back, suddenly he hears a voice saying: "i am the big bald witch of this cave to get your ball back, do something i cannot do!"

Red picks up the ball and does half a million tap-ups, the witch laughs evilly , then picks up the ball and does a million tap-ups. Red comes running out of the cave crying.

Wolverine goes in and hears the same so he picks up the ball and does 4 million tap-ups, the witch nearly dies of laughter, as she picks up the ball and does 8 million tap-ups. Wolverine comes out crying.

finally, Willie walks in and hears the same: "i am the big bald witch of these caves if you want your ball back do something i cant", so with that Willie whips out a comb and starts brushing his hair!!




only joking folks! Willie's got no hair

[meatloaf2]

Know what you mean....

I used to feel the same way about LVT... until one day I realised she actually was being serious!!!

What! heres me thinking she was only joking when she said Cork men were

[JAMESCORK]

What! heres me thinking she was only joking when she said Cork men were

As I have said before.......

[CANALI]

Well folks. Just back from Poland and saw a lovely lady in her 40's, asked me if I would like another girl and I said ah gowan then and out comes a girl of 20, beautiful cheekbones, slim body and perky titties, the spitting image of her mother. What an amazing session and they even give me tea afterwards.
Poland's great but they can't make a decent chip to save their lives.
Till next time ladies

I had the pleasure of a mother and daughter but not as a threesome. I posted about it April last year.

[thewren]

I had the pleasure of a mother and daughter but not as a threesome. I posted about it April last year.

Some things are just wrong !!
ISB was spot on.

You two... trench coats

[hadaway]

Some things are just wrong !!
ISB was spot on.

You two... trench coats

why? i'm only a young one and the mum called the daughter, not me, probably i was more her age but the mum knew her stuff