Funny/awkward/embarrasing

[Forceuser]

I arranged an appointment with a lady one time. She gave me directions and an address. I pulled up outside the property and rang the bell. No anewer so kept ringing. Next thing I know a big burly bearded guy in boxers answers the door. Shite, what do I do lol. Asked if the escort was there to be told I was at the wrong door. How embarrassing was that

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[SteveB]

I arranged an appointment with a lady one time. She gave me directions and an address. I pulled up outside the property and rang the bell. No anewer so kept ringing. Next thing I know a big burly bearded guy in boxers answers the door. Shite, what do I do lol. Asked if the escort was there to be told I was at the wrong door. How embarrassing was that

Luckily I have never done that.
But I have thought up a damage-limitation. I always have a male name in my head. "Oh sorry, I was looking for Bill, but I know where I went wrong, sorry again" is better than, "Is Super Sexy Busty Susan here? Do you know which appartment she is in?"

[alcatel]

Luckily I have never done that.
But I have thought up a damage-limitation. I always have a male name in my head. "Oh sorry, I was looking for Bill, but I know where I went wrong, sorry again" is better than, "Is Super Sexy Busty Susan here? Do you know which appartment she is in?"

Even if you turned up at the right place, you'd still find a bill. ;-)

[Johnchef42]

Did you fuck him anyway?

Nah mate. Rang her and realised I was in the wrong apartment block he he

[Forceuser]

You know every CIM escort is reading this, thinking "Listerine! He nearly vommed on listerine!"

Im pretty sure my cum tastes of strawberries

[Johnchef42]

Im pretty sure my cum tastes of strawberries

Mine tastes of chocolate lol

[circumcised guy]

I had an embarrassing and actually a very funny experience with poppers once but I'm blaming the drink for it I had been out on a dinner date with a certain gorgeous lady and after we went back to her place for a little fun after and during the fun the question of poppers came up.
I had never tried them before at this stage but I said I'd give it a try well what happened next I still get teased about by this lady. I went to take a sniff but I put my head back to far and fast and spilled them on my face and into my eye and even some went in my mouth. Well just say I ran into the bathroom pretty lively to wash out my eye and mouth. I still remember the lady who I won't mention been very concerned but at the same time was trying her best not to wet herself with laughter in fairness I couldn't blame her.

And after a while after washing out my eye we both had a good laugh about it. But she kept saying that I should get it checked out. But I was alright after a while. This is something she has never let me forget and always teases e when she mentions poppers. I did try them with her once after this time without incident.

[FargoBoyle]

If any escort or client has any good punting related stories,post here
for a laugh
Goes without saying but NO NAMES

Punting is no laughing matter.

Nearly broke my neck coming down the stairs, another escort must be eating bananas and didnt put the skin in the bin

[Westsidex]

If any escort or client has any good punting related stories,post here
for a laugh
Goes without saying but NO NAMES

Only yesterday a Chinese girl that I went to for massage a while back was passing on her phone
She waves and shouts over , come for massa
You wouldn't mind it but an older woman who knows me was walking along with a smile on her face.

Westside.

[Forceuser]

Are you both called Ben & Jerry?

How the hell did you find out our names?