Its not even funny anymore......:D

[Opium1985]

"Hi there, for £40 I'm just looking for 20 minutes to wank myself off while you rub your feet over my face and stroke under my balls. Is this something you could do for me?

Im a fit attractive guy age 35.

Thanks,
XYZ"
Go to the shop and ask for discount for your shopping as you are gorgeous
Will see how far this will take you...m

[Carolyne]

And what's that when a client came use the toilet and ask not advertised favourites and left.He didn't even pull down the toilet.So just ask how do you think that to use anything for free in somebody else 's house or flat ?If you don't like me say at the door but don't use my place for free ,I'm not Mc Donald's or Tesco.

[BarronVonMonsterRod]

"Hi there, for £40 I'm just looking for 20 minutes to wank myself off while you rub your feet over my face and stroke under my balls. Is this something you could do for me?

Im a fit attractive guy age 35.

Thanks,
XYZ"
Go to the shop and ask for discount for your shopping as you are gorgeous
Will see how far this will take you...m

Put your price up! Seriously at least £100

I'm try to figure out how you would even be able to do that??
He would have to lie down, and you in the 69 position but on your knees so you can rub your feet and reach his (probably) tiny balls???

[Opium1985]

Put your price up! Seriously at least £100

I'm try to figure out how you would even be able to do that??
He would have to lie down, and you in the 69 position but on your knees so you can rub your feet and reach his (probably) tiny balls???

My prices r working fine with me lol
As my AW profile says in FAQ
What can u do for 40£
My answer is
Ignore you

[clarelad]

My prices r working fine with me lol
As my AW profile says in FAQ
What can u do for 40£
My answer is
Ignore you

What a wanker he's got no respect for anyone

[IrishSarahBarra]

Not one single person has been able to rub their feet on my face without hitting my sensitive nose.

Barron... how about you lie on your backs, bum to bum?

[Barney Rubble]

Not one single person has been able to rub their feet on my face without hitting my sensitive nose.

Barron... how about you lie on your backs, bum to bum?

Don't bite their wee toe, they might go wee wee all the way home

[LuckyLu]

I think the advertisers should share here the stupidest request they get,so that users understand what is the extend of bullsh*t they are subjected to.
Maybe not name and shame in public, but if you approached them with a moronic request and it appears here - you know who you are.

I can share something with you, don't want to give you pervs any ideas, but we had a guy who called our office wanking, he did not say anything but we could hear exactly what he was doing.
and he would call every 20 times + over the course of 3 days...
not sexy at all. not even near.

[Carolyne]

And about discretion again!Please stop do this :I'm available in one week not one day on Sunday,when all the idiot just think once and want to come in the same time as soon as possible .Did you ever hear about make appointment?If not ,now I remind you.In the future if you want to come on Sunday I will charge double ,as the escorts are not animal,even if you think that.

[alcatel]

Alas, dear Opium, you are not yet in the land of the 5 line poem.
I shall instead have to console myself by amusing myself on your thread.
Gratis;-)
E grazie!