Will work for sex

[Mister Anderson]

It will only work if he is covered in honey
Otherwise a waste of your money

If that's an extra then I'll happily pay


Also ... was that an intentional rhyme? Honey ... money ...

[MrBlonde1]

It will only work if he is covered in honey
Otherwise a waste of your money

honey is an extra, as is any food stuffs. At my discretion

[Barney Rubble]

Kinda. It's what I've been calling my dog's kennel since the dog died and a stray cat started sleeping in there. Been trying to figure out a way of killing the wasps without freaking the cat. Thinking MrBlonde1 might be the answer, provided his rates are negotiable.

Ah right, I thought it was like a litter box, ye know where they do their business.
So if you get in trouble Mister Anderson you can't even get into the dog house ffs !!

[Mister Anderson]

Ah right, I thought it was like a litter box, ye know where they do their business.
So if you get in trouble Mister Anderson you can't even get into the dog house ffs !!

I don't cohabitate Mr Bubbles, sexually or otherwise, so it's not a concern. Although I will admit there has been occasion where I've considered climbing into that box and pretending I was a dog/cat/wasp.


Also, would it be downgraded from kennel to litter box if I were to take a shit in it if ever I followed through on that train of thought?


#PhilosophyRunsRightThroughMe

[alcatel]

I'm a bit brassers at the moment so I cant afford to visit any ladies, but thinking outside the box, I am very handy and have a big box of tools, so if any ladies have any jobs they want doing in exchange for sex, please pm me

painting
plumbing
electrics
carpentry

i cant really do any of them, but god loves a trier

i can fix computers...mostly and walk dogs, but i may not come back with the right one, so unless you are fussy, should be ok
I can cook...if you only eat beans and eggy peggy bread, I do make a mean cup of tea
oh and if you are unsure if you want to get married or commit to a boyfriend, I can stay over and believe me, by the morning you will soon reconsider and go back to single life

So there you go ladies, please dont fill up my inbox too quickly, this offer is only for the next year or so

Ladies there is a big tool here for you to use.
Don't look a gift horse in the mouth.

[tom rambo]

I will work at the sex I am sure the ladies would prefer the money anyway,lol

[LuckyLu]

Morning,
you know what is it usually called? Husband.
You do little house chores in exchange for sex.
Xxx

PS. Advertising on the forums it is not allowed. I am leaving this up as I am taking it as a joke. Correct me please and I shall correct myself.

I'm a bit brassers at the moment so I cant afford to visit any ladies, but thinking outside the box, I am very handy and have a big box of tools, so if any ladies have any jobs they want doing in exchange for sex, please pm me

painting
plumbing
electrics
carpentry

i cant really do any of them, but god loves a trier

i can fix computers...mostly and walk dogs, but i may not come back with the right one, so unless you are fussy, should be ok
I can cook...if you only eat beans and eggy peggy bread, I do make a mean cup of tea
oh and if you are unsure if you want to get married or commit to a boyfriend, I can stay over and believe me, by the morning you will soon reconsider and go back to single life

So there you go ladies, please dont fill up my inbox too quickly, this offer is only for the next year or so

[lapd]

No advertising ??? what about the lenseman ?? and the guy selling apps ?? I was going to offer my professional services to the ladies, but now if they want someone to carry sandwich board up and down O Connell St ( main st. Dublin) advertising their wares I guess they can not contact me.

[MrBlonde1]

Morning,
you know what is it usually called? Husband.
You do little house chores in exchange for sex.
Xxx

PS. Advertising on the forums it is not allowed. I am leaving this up as I am taking it as a joke. Correct me please and I shall correct myself.

well hello you little hottie, I can help you find your irony button if you like....in exchange for sex of course....ill put it on your tab

[gillyland]

I'm a bit brassers at the moment so I cant afford to visit any ladies, but thinking outside the box, I am very handy and have a big box of tools, so if any ladies have any jobs they want doing in exchange for sex, please pm me

painting
plumbing
electrics
carpentry

i cant really do any of them, but god loves a trier

i can fix computers...mostly and walk dogs, but i may not come back with the right one, so unless you are fussy, should be ok
I can cook...if you only eat beans and eggy peggy bread, I do make a mean cup of tea
oh and if you are unsure if you want to get married or commit to a boyfriend, I can stay over and believe me, by the morning you will soon reconsider and go back to single life

So there you go ladies, please dont fill up my inbox too quickly, this offer is only for the next year or so

don't you realise they have landlords for this, its okay. lets forgot it and put it down to one of your blonde moments