Tips for Escorts to generate business !

[Alec Horan]

if she cuts the crust off my bread i'll marry her for sure

[anitasizzle]

Be FAKE-caughts me out

[mysterious Diana]

And how the hell ya think i ll make it in the 30 minutes i have with most of the guys???????
But anyway i do like to cook and i cook good
kisses
Di

[Epsilon]

And how the hell ya think i ll make it in the 30 minutes i have with most of the guys???????
But anyway i do like to cook and i cook good
kisses
Di

Just have his meal prepared before he arrives.... and as soon as he is finished, run into the kitchen and lay it out for him... before you go out to clean his car.... you realy need to be more organised...

[WTF]

Escort(s): Fanny Hill

Author: Uncle West.

Join Date: 25/11/08
Message Board Usergroup: Registered User
Message Board Posts: 352,097
Reviews: 1

Type:
Female Escort

Location: Dublin

Incall or Outcall: Incall

Time / Date: 10pm / 27/02/09

Duration: 30 Minutes

Cost: €130

Review: I was on the bus home and going over a bumpy road.The vibrations up through the bus and thoughts of a dreary night prompted me to phone up Fanny.Went to the apt and at the appointed time and was met at the door by a smiling lady.A decent enough punt but the cabbage was undercooked and the parsley sauce too thinned out for the spuds.Shame because the ham was nice.Wont go back.


Favourites Enjoyed: Oral, Sex, food.
Accuracy of Photos: Fairly Satisfied
Incall Location: Satisfied
Physical Appearance: Fairly Attractive
Service Provided: Dissatisfied
Value for Money: Dissatisfied
Overall Satisfaction Dissatisfied
Would You Recommend? Maybe
Would You See Again?: No

[anitasizzle]

See, Irish punters are never satisfied

Classic Shite, West

[WTF]

See, Irish punters are never satisfied

Classic Shite, West

i couldnt criticise anyones cooking.I nearly be called the stir fry kid.Sometimes just save time i fry my green beansYoud be surprised there edible.Im getting better now but only after about 10,000 failed attempts.In fact ive destroyed more spuds than the famine.My cooking attempts are legendary.If i opened a take away i could provide ambulances as taxis.I am improving though.Watch this space,watch it carefully for the Return Of The Phamtom Beansprout.

Thank god for Uncle Bens,
Westside.