Have just cum in from lying out on the balcony,naked, and my penis is really sore...I fell asleep. What should I ask the pharmacy for?
Have just cum in from lying out on the balcony,naked, and my penis is really sore...I fell asleep. What should I ask the pharmacy for?
Maybe some viagra?
My wife caught me wearing ladies underwear and threatened to leave me.
So I packed up all her clothes
And left.
was recomended calamine lotion.................now its dry and chalky from the lotion..........Might go to A & E.
bollocks (04-06-16), ilovepussy123 (04-06-16), Mr Cuddles (05-06-16)
A couple were on their honeymoon and this very thing happened - they went sunbathing naked and the guy got sunburn on his penis-
That night it was so bad he got up and frantically sought some way to cool it down - he went to the fridge and could only find milk- so he immersed his penis in the milk and wouldn't you know his wife came into the kitchen and said -' I always wondered how you refilled that thing'
Hope that helped
Last edited by Clueless; 04-06-16 at 17:28.
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