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    One ice cream van does not a summer make, it was probably disturbed from hibernation by bored teenagers and wandered past your house in confusion, looking for a place to hide until the skirts start getting shorter and the tops start getting lower.

    Besides, it's never really summer until the wasps show up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mister Anderson View Post
    One ice cream van does not a summer make, it was probably disturbed from hibernation by bored teenagers and wandered past your house in confusion, looking for a place to hide until the skirts start getting shorter and the tops start getting lower.

    Besides, it's never really summer until the wasps show up.
    Ah yes the short shorts and the low cut tops

    Let's hope we have a scorcher of a summer

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    My ice cream man doesn't take a break through winter, he is out side at 330pm come rain nore shine.

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    Quote Originally Posted by emilyuk View Post
    My ice cream man doesn't take a break through winter, he is out side at 330pm come rain nore shine.
    He must want you to lick his lolly

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    Quote Originally Posted by redforever View Post
    He must want you to lick his lolly
    I never forget being told an Ice cream was a poke..... lol never going to forget that

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    Quote Originally Posted by emilyuk View Post
    I never forget being told an Ice cream was a poke..... lol never going to forget that
    Fancy an ice cream now Emily lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by redforever View Post
    He must want you to lick his lolly
    Hoping to lick a female lolly tomorrow.
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    Quote Originally Posted by alcatel View Post
    Hoping to lick a female lolly tomorrow.
    Just be careful the cream doesn't fall off of the top of your cone

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    Quote Originally Posted by redforever View Post
    Just be careful the cream doesn't fall off of the top of your cone
    Unfortunately that rarely happens to me.
    Funnily enough, the lolly I'm thinking of is Red.
    And indeed female.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mister Anderson View Post
    One ice cream van does not a summer make, it was probably disturbed from hibernation by bored teenagers and wandered past your house in confusion, looking for a place to hide until the skirts start getting shorter and the tops start getting lower.

    Besides, it's never really summer until the wasps show up.
    Wasps play all through the winter at the Ricoh arena.
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    Shalom/salaam.
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