Do you find it hard to write reviews?

[Mister Anderson]

I doubt your Plumber will be twirling his tongue around the very tip of your penis , slowly working that moist playful

tongue down the shaft of your member , to make his way with his tongue to your testicles only to play around with

them for a spell --- just long enough 'till you feel you're gonna burst ....only to pull back , give you a cheeky smile and

say : "Not yet" !

Only to continue teasing you til you beg just so you could reciprocate or enter !!!

And 'Your Plumber' will still stop short , let it drag out , take it slow , (and sloppy) ... , then you might change positions

and your Plumber might allow you to show your skills -- as you know them -- , and your Plumber will not be in a hurry ,

will have you stay down there until he is satisfied -- at which point he might take you as an animal , take you to the last

tiny fragments of your being , take you in pain , in joy , in ecstasy .... to your pleasure ...



How would you Review your 'Plumber' so ? X

Or alternately : plumber looked exactly like in Yellow Pages .

He asked me what the problem might be. I said I have prob with drainage .

He said it will cost xyz € , and stuck out his hand for the fee .

He fixed my sink .




Whoohoo . From the respective reviews is there a discernible difference in the quality of service ? X

I think the first review is better, even if it is a little graphic

[Stephanie]

I think the first review is better, even if it is a little graphic

Thank you very much .

I think it does more service to whomever might consider using same said 'plumber' x


: to take it to a serious corner for a sec : me being a Well Established Provider , I dare say there is quite a huge

difference between providing home fixer upper assistance and fixing a broken water pipe , or providing someone

with a mutually enjoyable intimate private time .

Each 'provider' may be at the top of their respective professions , but It's like comparing a welder to a surgeon !!

: both skilful ; different criteria x

(Welders yeah !! Good guys !! .... But diff set of skills to a 'Surgeon' xx)



I wonder how long before some Funloving lovers will have my post removed xxx

[funlover12]

Thank you very much .

I think it does more service to whomever might consider using same said 'plumber' x


: to take it to a serious corner for a sec : me being a Well Established Provider , I dare say there is quite a huge

difference between providing home fixer upper assistance and fixing a broken water pipe , or providing someone

with a mutually enjoyable intimate private time .

Each 'provider' may be at the top of their respective professions , but It's like comparing a welder to a surgeon !!

: both skilful ; different criteria x

(Welders yeah !! Good guys !! .... But diff set of skills to a 'Surgeon' xx)



I wonder how long before some Funloving lovers will have my post removed xxx

no, its not, its about twisting stuff to suit an agenda, I dont have one (just being factual, I have no skin in the game or a horse running in this race) therefore my opinion is non bias, you on the other hand are the horse and the commentator and by definition are biast :P

boil it down to a question then, what exactly is your problem with realising you are a service provider?

do you not understand the person providing the service is immune to whatever is said or should be (but this also requires the readers to understand that there is a difference between a service and a person) if they are very self conscious and in denial about things well there will be no telling them, and. will be alot like talking to a wall. in short......no actually just no, I dont care enough

[Stephanie]

It's on the escorts reviews page xxxx

Clever you lol -- excellent thread 'product placement'

She sounds lovely xx












* 'product placement' is jargon --- not implying anything inappropriate , it's just a turn of words xxx

[Stephanie]

no, its not, its about twisting stuff to suit an agenda, I dont have one (just being factual, I have no skin in the game or a horse running in this race) therefore my opinion is non bias, you on the other hand are the horse and the commentator and by definition are biast :P

boil it down to a question then, what exactly is your problem with realising you are a service provider?

do you not understand the person providing the service is immune to whatever is said or should be (but this also requires the readers to understand that there is a difference between a service and a person) if they are very self conscious and in denial about things well there will be no telling them, and. will be alot like talking to a wall. in short......no actually just no, I dont care enough

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: to take it to a serious corner for a sec : me being a Well Established Provider , I dare say there is quite a huge

difference between providing home fixer upper assistance and fixing a broken water pipe , or providing someone

with a mutually enjoyable intimate private time .




I wonder how long before some Funloving lovers will have my post removed xxx "

[funlover12]

"
: to take it to a serious corner for a sec : me being a Well Established Provider , I dare say there is quite a huge

difference between providing home fixer upper assistance and fixing a broken water pipe , or providing someone

with a mutually enjoyable intimate private time .




I wonder how long before some Funloving lovers will have my post removed xxx "

and the point is?

that black isnt white or apples are not in fact oranges?

are going to say anything of substance or just more marketing waffle?

[Stephanie]

and the point is?

that black isnt white or apples are not in fact oranges?

are going to say anything of substance or just more marketing waffle?

Would blow you a kiss , but there's no Smiley for it

L m a o x

[Mister Anderson]

Thank you very much .

I think it does more service to whomever might consider using same said 'plumber' x


: to take it to a serious corner for a sec : me being a Well Established Provider , I dare say there is quite a huge

difference between providing home fixer upper assistance and fixing a broken water pipe , or providing someone

with a mutually enjoyable intimate private time .

Each 'provider' may be at the top of their respective professions , but It's like comparing a welder to a surgeon !!

: both skilful ; different criteria x

(Welders yeah !! Good guys !! .... But diff set of skills to a 'Surgeon' xx)



I wonder how long before some Funloving lovers will have my post removed xxx

I agree. I'm always more interested in reviews where women aren't treated like a commodity.
However I should also mention that a good pair of earphones will make me write a Mills & Boons novel.