C'mon Anna
Let's not prolong this. It's me, I'm Anna's new couples partner.
The little spitfire had me trying out all weekend & only told me this morning I'd been selected as the chosen 1. I was hovering over a bowl of vinegar, with my poor tool emersed. She's a terrier that girl.
Talk about casting couch, I felt cheap & violated. But now I've had the call it's all forgotten & I look forward to servicing Dublin's public with the beautiful Anna lads.
Form an orderly queue.
Anyone interested in being the meat in our sandwich ?
"I don't want to go to heaven. None of my friends are there."
Oscar Wilde