I remember a while back I gave a escort a call
No answer from her so sent her a quick text saying to give me a text back when she was free blah blah blah
She put my no up on Donedeal for 2 hours Selling a mark 2 escort
With the line at the bottom of the ad saying NO TEXT
Alas I got about 30 stupid texts asking all sorta shite
then she texted me later that night saying " how do you like them apples"
I thought I was very funny and called her
Have to say it turned out to be one of the best punts in a long time
I liked her sense of humour big time
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