to see the wizard, the wonderfull wizard of oz, if ever a wizard of whizz there was the wizard of oz is one because.......
(had me worried there Ex P. I thought u had passed yur sell by date or somthing
to see the wizard, the wonderfull wizard of oz, if ever a wizard of whizz there was the wizard of oz is one because.......
(had me worried there Ex P. I thought u had passed yur sell by date or somthing
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Don't go my oven friendly feathered friend....
Some women like a bun in the oven, well i want an Eddie in my oven!!!
Love Fi sniff fi XXX
youre not OFF the hook anyway young chicken
i,m for raising a posse
I want rustlers, cutthroats, murders, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con-men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglars, horse thieves, bull-dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, sh**-kickers, and Methodists!
your saddles goin to be blazing chicken boy
I wouldn't mind kissing you darlin
Give us a drink Sue Ellen
You’ve only to whisper my Princess of far far away land and bountiful blessings. If must shed a tear at my passing then pray hold from falling till my drought ridden lips can so savor and quench the thirst of not yet knowing you’re soft embrace.
But till then….
Flick a match at you’re pilot light sexy an get the oven warmed up and I’ll be round to inspect the cooker but you have to reach at least gas mark 4 to get my juices flowing and savor the full ever ready eddie experience . So into that warm bed Fiona, fire up old batteries Betsy and get set for a feast fit for a king (or Princess)
I guarantee buns in the oven (500 hens can’t be wrong ) and deffo fun with ole oven.
Ps
Do u have oven gloves btw?………..never mind I’ll bring me own.
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Now you would come in handy for Bettys hotpot Remember I'm the real hotpot around here now
I'm the real Liz, Queen of Soaps!!! Fancy a Hot Pot with Liz, have a good lick yummy!!!
You'll have to get past Fiona first gene. I'm a little chicken so i'll hide behind her
HEE HEE HEE U can spank my booty Ex P if I can spank ure's
Why thanks JR, pucker up my little Texan vixen. JR don't stand for Just Rodgered does it as I don't do sloppy seconds, not even for a Ewing, not after what Bobby did to me in the shower.
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