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    its 20 quid get over it

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    Quote Originally Posted by irishdeltaforce View Post
    Jeez, sorry man but you must look like you need it!

    I have never, ever got change.
    In the words of one lady who placed €30 under my watch on the locker, while I was showering afterwards. "Honey, I had such a good time, I almost feel guilty taking my fee".
    Last edited by philipkntz; 27-06-15 at 17:45. Reason: And I do shop in Pennies
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    I hope you need to pee 3 times tonight, but that you only wake up twice.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nonpareil View Post
    Bleedin' obvious what happened
    It fell in the toilet after snorting the cocaine off the cistern.
    Once you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains , however improbable is the answer - simple really.
    amateur, supposed to be off her arse

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bruce 4play View Post
    The first thing you done when you stepped into the lift was count the cash in you're wallet.!!!!!!!!

    That is rather odd and to think the lady would risk it for a 20. I don't think so !!!!
    you prefer to watch the door on your way down?

    Quote Originally Posted by irishdeltaforce View Post
    Surely that's after the appointment, not before?
    exhibit t) too far know your audience
    Last edited by funlover12; 27-06-15 at 18:05. Reason: I was going to say a) but there were many before this

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    Quote Originally Posted by philipkntz View Post
    In the words of one lady who placed €30 under my watch on the locker, while I was showering afterwards. "Honey, I had such a good time, I almost feel guilty taking my fee".
    you stud...

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    Quote Originally Posted by dan8808 View Post
    you stud...
    one born every minute
    Last edited by funlover12; 27-06-15 at 18:04.

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    Quote Originally Posted by philipkntz View Post
    In the words of one lady who placed €30 under my watch on the locker, while I was showering afterwards. "Honey, I had such a good time, I almost feel guilty taking my fee".
    really
    i have heard of a legend
    where the client was so amazing with the lady
    that no donation was required
    he is called the chosen one
    some say that one does not exist

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    Quote Originally Posted by tom sand View Post
    really
    i have heard of a legend
    where the client was so amazing with the lady
    that no donation was required
    he is called the chosen one
    some say that one does not exist
    You called!!
    Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tom sand View Post
    really
    i have heard of a legend
    where the client was so amazing with the lady
    that no donation was required
    he is called the chosen one
    some say that one does not exist
    others call him the stig?

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    others call him the stig?
    Some call him the husband!
    Last edited by CurvaceousKate; 27-06-15 at 18:41.

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    Joke all yous want but true story.
    I'm no longer as flush as I used be but I still have a value system that if a lady is worth visiting, shes worth paying minimum 100 and after that in multiples of 50. This lady was charging 120/45 minutes, I had handed her 150 in an envelope and as I got dressed I found 30 under my watch and that was her response.
    To anyone that doesn't like me here.
    I hope you need to pee 3 times tonight, but that you only wake up twice.

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