The Mystery of the Twenty Euro note

[tom sand]

Joke all yous want but true story.
I'm no longer as flush as I used be but I still have a value system that if a lady is worth visiting, shes worth paying minimum 100 and after that in multiples of 50. This lady was charging 120/45 minutes, I had handed her 150 in an envelope and as I got dressed I found 30 under my watch and that was her response.

just messing

[funlover12]

Joke all yous want but true story.
I'm no longer as flush as I used be but I still have a value system that if a lady is worth visiting, shes worth paying minimum 100 and after that in multiples of 50. This lady was charging 120/45 minutes, I had handed her 150 in an envelope and as I got dressed I found 30 under my watch and that was her response.

something tells me youre better off not knowing though

[Dick]

Joke all yous want but true story.
I'm no longer as flush as I used be but I still have a value system that if a lady is worth visiting, shes worth paying minimum 100 and after that in multiples of 50. This lady was charging 120/45 minutes, I had handed her 150 in an envelope and as I got dressed I found 30 under my watch and that was her response.

"value system"

you guys are funny. Do you use your "value system" on say going to the cinema or a night in a pub?

Personally I like to print out all the pictures and arrange them in a escort pyramid.
Lucky one is the one left on top (Sometimes, when I'm feeling dangerous, I select one from the bottom, but I never tell them!)

[KevinACE]

"value system"

you guys are funny. Do you use your "value system" on say going to the cinema or a night in a pub?

Personally I like to print out all the pictures and arrange them in a escort pyramid.
Lucky one is the one left on top (Sometimes, when I'm feeling dangerous, I select one from the bottom, but I never tell them!)

well you lads are very busy on this thread. I will be going back to the scene of the mysterious going ons, and I will tip the same amount.

[Curvaceous Kate]

"value system"

you guys are funny. Do you use your "value system" on say going to the cinema or a night in a pub?

Personally I like to print out all the pictures and arrange them in a escort pyramid.
Lucky one is the one left on top (Sometimes, when I'm feeling dangerous, I select one from the bottom, but I never tell them!)

But we're not a night out in a pub or at the cinema. We're flesh and blood and the way we react can make the difference between 'the same old' to a 'night to never be forgotten'. It's a two way thing and you can't interact with the movie or the drinks you buy in a pub, it's far more intimate and rewarding if it goes well.

[Curvaceous Kate]

well you lads are very busy on this thread. I will be going back to the scene of the mysterious going ons, and I will tip the same amount.

Then she will know you have been talking about her

[nonpareil]

well you lads are very busy on this thread. I will be going back to the scene of the mysterious going ons, and I will tip the same amount.

We like waffles.

[tom sand]

well you lads are very busy on this thread. I will be going back to the scene of the mysterious going ons, and I will tip the same amount.

kevin
after all that
please bring you wallet into the shower

[nonpareil]

kevin
after all that
please bring you wallet into the shower

But only if it's waterproof.

[Curvaceous Kate]

kevin
after all that
please bring you wallet into the shower

lol taking it into the shower/bathroom would be enough lol