Ever got lost on an Escort Appointment?

[Kenton]

I had an appointment today with an escort. It was in one of those apartment complexes. You know full of identical looking doors, imposing gates and symmetrical square shaped concrete design. Of course for security reasons you only get the final details just before the appointment. Anyway I thought I was in the right place. However I wasn't sure. Some other people opened a gate and I popped in. Then a woman accosted me and wanted to know who I was meeting and began firing questions at me. Needless to say I was a little freaked and stepped back outside to regain my composure. I actually had been in the right place but just took a slight wrong turn. Then the escort I was to see rang me and accused me of being a time waster. She was really annoyed and at this stage the whole experience was turning sour. Yes I accept my share of the blame. I am not good with directions in apartment complexes. You are always told to go to some gate and there is always several of them. Then when you don't cop it immediately the escort gets narky and then you think even if I find it now the mood is ruined. Throw in a few suspicious people checking you standing around and the whole appointment is ruined. Anyway I have officially retired from apartment complexes. I think I have apartment complex dyslexia. Ok I am stressed out. Time for a beer.

You've earned it mate, sounds fuckin awful, I've been there myself, ye just feel like the eyes of the world are on you n know exactly what you're there for, I knocked on the wrong door once, horn went right off me!

[doodlebug]

Who are you visiting? A friend
What's their name? None of your business
I live here! Good you still have no right to expect answers from me, I don't know you from Eve.
I'll call the cops! Go ahead, would you like my phone to make the call.

Walk away having nailed it!!!

(obviously this scenario is fictitious.)

[tatoo]

i ended up in wrong appartment before spend 5 min looking for a door number that didnt exist,and after ringing again realised in wrong area as both appartments were close to each other. also before i entered the building someone opened door so didnt have to dial in code

[Zealot7]

Once but rather than on the way to the appointment, it was after it. It was a large apartment complex again, and I for the life of me couldn't find the exit. Most stairs I took sent me into an underground car park, which was what I didn't want. In the end I found an alternative exit that brought me out a side street.

It was a bit of a relapse for me given my sense of direction is usually quite good. I've gotten lost in foreign cities quite badly before and always been able to right myself, the worst being Beijing where I couldn't read anything.

You've earned it mate, sounds fuckin awful, I've been there myself, ye just feel like the eyes of the world are on you n know exactly what you're there for, I knocked on the wrong door once, horn went right off me!

The worst thing that happened to me thus far like that was, I ran into a guy in the corridor after a visit. The thing was he put talk on me about the usual chit-chat - weather and such. It was obvious he didn't know what I had just done or where I was coming from. However it took me a while to regain my composure and actually respond, I remember thinking I hope he didn't live next door and hear all the bed squeaking that just went on.