Yet again, guys who can't, don't know how, or simply won't wash themselves grace our beloved boards... Sorry for your trouble in this regard Miss Sonya, I know it's got to be rude, unpleasant, and absolutely disgusting to get clients like this!
If I had a euro for every thread about this topic I've read, I'd probably have enough for an hour with a lady of my choice!
The ladies in past threads on this topic have given a shopping list of excuses that some guys have used as to WHY they 'can't' shower, my favorite of all-time being guys who claim that their wives might get suspicious if they actually CAME HOME CLEAN, or smelling like shower gel that's different from what they have at home!?!
To this excuse, I advise these eejits to purchase themselves a few travel-sized bottles of shower gel and deodorant, so they can just bring them along with them to the booking! I carry my rucksack with me pretty much everywhere, and I've got my travel-sized shower gel and deodorant spray tin ALWAYS in the bag, so it's with me anywhere and everywhere I go. No reason other lads can't do the same, or stash them in the car. If the shower gel provided by the lady (and they always have them available at their in-call locations) isn't your brand the wife buys for you at home, just get yourself the travel-sized bottle, rinse it out and fill it with your normal gel! NO EXCUSES for being smelly when visiting an escort is acceptable! And as for the guy(s) that would actually say the wife would be suspicious if he DIDN'T come home smelling like the arse-end of a dead animal, to these guys I say this:
If you DID come home for once NOT smelling of DEATH, you might ACTUALLY get the occasional ride off the wife again, thus saving you visit to the escort in the first place!
As for the guys that go to the shower, get sent back in again, and yet still manage to gross-out the ladies, I don't know what to tell them; I've no idea how to run a tutorial for grown men on HOW TO WASH THEMSELVES! Actual self-washing techniques ought to be both taught at a very young age-- or be EXTREMELY OBVIOUS-- but to those who are apparently still incapable or unwilling to figure it out, I say that you all deserve to be refunded your money and politely and swiftly shown the door by the escort, because the ladies definitely expect (and deserve) better than that.
Originally Posted by irishdeltaforce
Sonyaxx (07-05-15)
there's no need to be nice about it,,,be lucky to get out with his money for wasting your time and being a dirty bastard!!
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