I must be addicted to EI as:
I know something big will never happen
I write in double spacing
I smile at Terry’s Chocolate Oranges
I think Freddo bars are too dear
I don,t know how to write properly anymore
I know how to work every type of shower mixer taps
I know the layout of most apartment complexes around Dublin 18, 9, 4 and 2
I believe I have a very big penis and I have world class oral skills!
I understand all foreign accents and speak pigin English proficiently
I can still use a non-smart phone to text
I habitually browse in private
I double check ladies I notice buying babywipes
I fall in love with a different lady every month
I know some really funny guys with really funny names
I’m now happy, self-confident, and counting the days till pay-day!!