maybe they are conspiring against you Chez, they may have heard for example that you are fond of being urinated on, or maybe like foreign objects shoved inside your back passage.. (not that im saying you do, im just using these 2 examples of what they MAY have heard), and maybe that could be a reason for them to say they are not in your area, when they really are.. and the only person who isnt getting his end away is you!!!..
then again, i could be completely incorrect..
maybe like foreign objects shoved inside your back passage??? Why foreign? Whats wrong with native objects
maybe they are conspiring against you Chez, they may have heard for example that you are fond of being urinated on, or maybe like foreign objects shoved inside your back passage.. (not that im saying you do, im just using these 2 examples of what they MAY have heard), and maybe that could be a reason for them to say they are not in your area, when they really are.. and the only person who isnt getting his end away is you!!!..