Lies, lies and more lies

[willie wacker]

Does Maya really exist ?

Oh ya she doe,s lol
Not unless the 9 times I was with were a dream

[xcitedcork]

You havent told us which version of the girl was like her profile, the skin difference would surely become evident in the pics, we would then have some idea at least about which one of you got the switcher!

[rubberlover]

Ok I understand why escorts lie , it's all about marketing , they want us to believe that they are slimmer , taller , younger and more stunningly beautiful than they really are . Some even photoshop themselves into a completely different woman . And still I get it .

But why do punters lie ?

One recent visit to a lady who had been described as having beautiful smooth dark skin by a reviewer turned out to be milky white , she will never have dark skin , if she goes out in the sun she will fry . Why lie ?

Two "she has a great sense of humour and had a great chat afterwards " how does that work when she doesn't speak English . Why lie ?

And and worst of all " gorgeous smooth skin " when in reality she has a number of large wart like growths on her ass and backs of her legs ? Those things are not good ladies get them removed . Again lads why lie ?

Think I'm becoming a grumpy old bollox

Sounds like an agency to me. Stick to independents, that way you are sure of visiting the girl you see on the profile.

[Playitsam]

My observations were based on three different encounters last year and not one specific lady .

Can only assume the other reviewers were blind !

[Sexy Sandy 69]

If it's not the girl in the photos, walk. These girls know that 99.9% of the guys will not say anything & stay. If you all started walking & submitting reviews stating that it was not the girl in the photos, at least other punters will know the score with the profile.

Sandy x

[rubberlover]

If it's not the girl in the photos, walk. These girls know that 99.9% of the guys will not say anything & stay. If you all started walking & submitting reviews stating that it was not the girl in the photos, at least other punters will know the score with the profile.

Sandy x

Yep thats the best solution to this carry on.

[Sexy Sandy 69]

Hi sandy. I fully agree with you. If its not the girl in the profile you should walk but the problem then lies in the review.
If you state it was not the girl in the profile your review will not be published because they claim it was not the girl in the profile and you should have walked. ( I feckin did )
I have had 2 of these reviews held back because of this. Confusing hey.

I see your dilemma, you could report the photos as fake.

Sandy x

[Playitsam]

If you've gone to the bother and expense of getting there and parking , you may as well go ahead and do her, even if it's just for practice

[Playitsam]

It can happen, some evenings, I forget to put my tan on…. wake up like a milk bottle…




That type of talk is not nice.

That was a joke Sophie ... See the smilies !

I'm not bringing you to Paris then ok . And I'm going to splash talc all over your bathroom floor

[rubberlover]

It can happen, some evenings, I forget to put my tan on…. wake up like a milk bottle…




That type of talk is not nice.

Just PM me next morning that happens and ill be round with a can of sally hanson, quicker than you can blink..........