guilty - da burka boyz

[gene hunt]

We az hit a little snag we admit, it seems wez hi jacked a plane dat woz only goin from london ta dover an we is alfway cross the irish c man an runin on fumes. Soz anyones knows if n days any juicy targets ovva on yur side dat need takin out, we dunno, like the little blonde geezer of x facta or somink

Yurz in expectation da slightly embarrassed burka boyz

HA HA, you bungling burgers i,ve rang the special police FLYING SQUAD and let them know THERES NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT cos the plane IS ONLY crashing in ireland

RIGHT SQUAD!!! time to bring this LISSY-OSAMBO in for questioning.

you all know what SHE LOOKS LIKE -

Women BURKAS look like a cross between Coronation Street's Betty Turpin and the Ark Royal.