Amount of guys on this website boasting about their manhood is getting nauseating, some guys literally in almost every post
Same guys probably spend about an hour looking at themselves in the mirror and shouting at themselves how great they are.
My dick is so big, my driver's license has a special certification for me to use it.
My dick is so big, the seats fold down.
My dick is so big, it's what Captain Sully crash landed on the Hudson.
My dick is so big, it's finishing grad school.
My dick is so big I have to call it "Sir Richard."
My dick is so big, Starbucks has a size above Trenta called "My Dicka."
My dick is so big, Ticketmaster owns the venue sales rights.
My dick is so big, there's a NASA rover exploring it.
My dick is so big, it's outsourcing jobs to China.
My dick is so big, it got 377 electoral votes in 2004, and it's not even a natural-born citizen.
My dick is so big, it gets more hits than "Gangnam Style."